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[mephistofeels]

it would seem an illness has gone around
and that it is terribly potent.
it is a distressing fact.
i hope the administration was not responsible for it,
for i am no fighter and cannot repay them for their "kindness".

to everyone who is ill: try to rest and drink as much water
as you can, when you can.
don't overdo it.

i have never been ill like this before,
so this should be interesting.
it is bad to be sure, but i tis also a new experienc

please take care, all.
i will be takign my own advice on this
shortly

[And then Feelsbey went to sleep at the terminal. Whoops...]

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[idkworldruler]

shouldn't u b taking your own advice right now

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[mephistofeels]

jrirauigz



[A few minutes later:]

this seems like a good idea.
it seems i fell asleep on the keyboard.
that is...embarrassing is the word right

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[idkworldruler]

wht part seeme good to u
the part wher u pass it on
go to ur room n rest

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[mephistofeels]

don't think i was thinking
feels like everything in my head is cotton
r some other fabric

yeah m oging
...goign



you get the picture

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[idkworldruler]

thats y u need to go to bed
so get goin n make sure u cover your mouth

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[mephistofeels]

mouth



oh right

influenza is a communicable illness

leaving now

[action]

[cutestprogrammer]

[Chihiro comes across him asleep at the terminal and gives him a little shake.]

H-Hello...? You shouldn't sleep here. It's dangerous!

[action]

[mephistofeels]

[With a wet inhale and a cough, Kyuubey manages to blink awake, looking like nothing more than an odd person suffering the flu.

(Said odd person is still wearing his gorram jumpsuit, by the way. Waste not, want not...)]

...didn' mean t'...gh...

[Ze is shivering a little. Huh, so this is what cold is like... what a pain...]

[action]

[cutestprogrammer]

Ah! You don't look well at all! Where's your room? I'll help you back.

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[mephistofeels]

Room...something... [Cough.] Kazumi...is there too...do you know her?

[Ze rubs zir forehead in annoyance.]

Things feel weird...

[action]

[cutestprogrammer]

Kazumi-chan? Yes, I know her... but... I'm not sure which room she's staying at.

Maybe we should get you to the infirmary.

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[eternallily]

You really should take your own advice. It's a rather nasty strain of the flu...

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[mephistofeels]

yh

wrking oni t

still, didn't feel right to just go
wthout sayign somethijnng
had t otry

having a conscience never stops beign annoying
ig uess

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[eternallily]

What terminal are you at? It sounds to me like you could use a hand getting back.

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[mephistofeels]

library

skllllllhsj

[keyboard is comfy]

[beknightedheroine]

spoilers they're inevitably responsible and it's gonna be the same story in january, too

but
...

enjoy your new experience i guess
not like it can really super duper kill you here
just try not to let it screw you up too much

[mephistofeels]

like they've gto emotions and consciences and all the thingds that make humans humans
but they dont' listen to them

dunno but somehow thatm kes them worse than us
way i see it

thnks bt
considering i just passed out on a keyboard
might be a bit late for that
no wonder huamns hate these things

[ action ]

[rewindingly]

[ Heyyy Incubatorrr.

Homura didn't purposefully go looking for him. She just so happened to come across him. That's all. But since she was there, she figured she might shake his shoulder and scowl. ]

Incubator. Wake up.

[ action ]

[mephistofeels]

[Snrrrrrrrr....snrrrrrrrrr... (Are incubators even able to snore? This one does now.)

Ze manages to crack zir eye open a little.]

w'sh yr hands....m' sick...prob'ly contagious.

[Ze manages to shift into the tiny, energy-saving form and then resumes being unconscious on the chair.]

[rewindingly]

If you get me sick then I shall have one more reason to shoot you.

[ But she's glad ze changed forms. Homura hesitates, then picks ze up and turns off the terminal. ]

You will not get better at the terminal.

[mephistofeels]

[Homura might notice that Kyuu is a lot warmer than usual. Ze also lets out a dry, probably very painful-sounding cough when picked up.]

'right....nngkh...now I get...why humans don' like these...feels like everything's all - [COUGH COUGH] - cotton and dry...

[Babby's first flu. Ze is not enjoying it. 8(]

[rewindingly]

It is a good lesson. Engrave it into your brain, Incubator.

[ She arrives on one of the floors with couches and cushions, and sets ze down. She collects some pillows to surround ze with as well. ]

Get some rest. When you feel ready, you will want to drink water and eat soups. Understand?

[mephistofeels]

Yes'm.

[Blurghhhhhh. Ze curls into the cushions because they are warm and dry and this sucks.]

[action]

[prayed]

[Oh, Kyuubey.

Kyoko's going to be placing her hand on the side of zir head as she walks by, pushing it in an effort to roll it along the terminal, because that's how you wake someone up, right? When she speaks, her voice is thick with congestion. Looks like you're not the only sick one, Kyuubey.]

Hmph. As usual, ya can't can't do anything by yourself. Is this is what ya call taking your own advice?

[action]

[mephistofeels]

[Ze cracks an eye open at being pushed awake and manages to snort into the keyboard. ...somehow.]

Fell...'sleep. ....I underestimated it.

[action]

[prayed]

[You are absolutely hopeless, Kyuubey.]

Yeah, I got that.

[She crosses her arms, staring at zir expectantly.]

Oi. We're heading back, so hurry and get up already.