009 ♑ [ninth honk/text]

[hystericull]

y'all motherfuckers be thinking you all be getting your motherfuckin sneaky on at a brother.
AIN'T BEEN UP AND MOTHER FUCKING COUNTING ON ALL THEM EXTRASENSORIES WHAT I MOTHERFUCKIN GOT.
sensories what be allowing me the knowing on shit being fucking plotted before i motherfuckin get to be encountering at it.
THEM PETTY FUCKIN SCHEMES YOURS AIN'T GONNA BE PLAYING THE FUCK OUT WHAT ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING WAY YOU BE WANTING THEM TO.

i ain't gonna motherfucking eat it.
I MOTHER FUCKING AIN'T GONNA MOTHERFUCKING PUT ANY MOTHER FUCKING THING IN BETWEEN THESE MOTHERFUCKING LIPS NO MOTHERFUCKING MORE.
you ain't gonna win, motherfuckers.
YOU AIN'T GONNA MOTHERFUCKING WIN.
i ain't joining the traveling motherfuckin circus all at the hands of you motherfuckers.
I GO BY MY OWN FUCKIN HAND.
or i stay on this fucking fairground til what last mother fucking tent be razed.

SEND YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOBS, MAY THEY AIN'T NEVER MOTHER FUCKING FIND WHERE I BE HID.
ain't got a single motherfuck to give on culling you all what come near.
BREAK THE TONGS FROM YOUR MOTHER FUCKING PITCHFORKS TO SHOVE THEM STRAIGHT IN EACH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING EYE JELLIES.
use them fuckin torches yours burning bright to scald the bubbly hide from your mother fucking bones.
YOU AIN'T GONNA SAVE NO ONE BY GETTING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SLAUGHTER ON AT ME.
only lead your riotous selves to your mother fucking deaths.

I BE NOW WITH THE WORLD AT MY FUCKIN FLAP RAISING HELL UP AGAINST ME.
all you bitches what's i once thought chill be fuckin shovin your knives in my mother fucking spine.
BUT AIN'T WORTH BEIN SOUR OVER FUCKIN THAT TRAITOROUS NOISE.
i will stand a motherfucking lone on all your motherfuckin corpses like what i all was meant to in the first mother fucking place.

I WILL MOTHER FUCKING SHOW EVERY MOTHERFUCKER HOW MUCH A FUCKIN DANGER TO YOU ALL I MOTHERFUCKING AM.

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[hystericull]

let me put it all plain and motherfucking simple for what them little hear ducts yours can be fuckin computing.
TOUCH ME OR MY MOTHER FUCKING INGESTANTS.
and i will turn your motherfucking ass.
INTO ONE PIPING MOTHERFUCKING HOT WIZARDY STEW.
and what's that all is will be what sustenance i take down the motherfucking hatch.
FUCKING DECIPHER ON THAT.

[adorably_evilish]

Ah, okay, so you must be delirious, and it's more likely the result of the tower, as per usual.

You must be, especially knowing I can obliterate you and anything you hold dear with but a thought... Yesss, you must be losing it but worry not minion, it should pass. These weaklings never leave anything lasting and I'm sure you have enough common sense to not have meant things that would have done exactly the opposite of what you are raging against. Losing whatever these... things are that you are talking about. Ingestants or whatever.

[hystericull]

MY INGESTANTS BE MY MOTHERFUCKING SUSTENANCE, MOTHERFUCKER.
shit all what i get up to stickin in my chomphole to quiet the hungries.
BITCHES WHAT I THOUGHT WAS ONCE CHILL NOW ALL WENT UP TO DECIDE THEY AIN'T WANTING ME AROUND NO MOTHERFUCKING MORE.
got lacing each and every morsel with some wicked deathstick.
CAN'T PUT MOTHERFUCKING NOTHING DOWN THE CHUTE NO FUCKIN MORE BECAUSE OF IT.

[adorably_evilish]

So they poisoned your food?

Any idea who it was? While you can be obnoxious I never thought someone would actually go after you. If you did know, maybe we could go eliminate the problem?

Whatever the case, did you see if maybe you needed another dose of that cardboard mulch called oatmeal?

[hystericull]

I SAID I AIN'T GONNA EAT MOTHERFUCKING NOTHING WHAT THEY ALL ARE BEING ABLE TO GET THEIR GRUBBY MOTHERFUCKIN MITTS UP AT.
they being them fucks what look all like what i do.
WHAT'S TO BE FUCKIN MEANING LOOKING ALL LIKE MOTHERFUCKING TROLLS.
grey bods black nugfur headhorns.
ALL THEM BITCHES FROM HOME BE OUT TO CULL A MOTHERFUCKER FOR BEING STRONGER THAN WHAT THEY ALL FUCKIN ARE.
think i gonna turn tail and tear them fuckers all a motherfucking part.

WHICH I ALL FUCKIN AM.
hahahahahahahahaha.

YOU A TINY MOTHERFUCKIN CHAMP AIN'T YOU.
gonna get your cull on with a brother?
AND FUCK IF I AIN'T TOUCHING THAT SOUPY SHIT A MOTHERFUCKING GAIN IN MY LIFE.

[adorably_evilish]

I'm not short!

And I'm all for wanton bouts of destruction, yesss. Any show of force is bound to please me and I'm actually rather curious as to your methods considering I have never actually seen you fight.

Well, other than arguing with the other cell mates.