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[papshooshing]

NEVER HAVE I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE CAPABLE OF HATING ANYONE MORE THAN THE PERSON THAT I HATE MOST.
TO BE ABLE TO DO SO REQUIRES DELVING DEEP INSIDE AND REACHING A BRAND NEW TIER OF HATE.
IT IS A HATE SO RANCOROUS THAT EVEN I CAN'T COMPLETELY FATHOM IT.
THESE SHITSTAINS THAT CONTINUOUSLY REMIND ME THAT I REALLY HAD IT EASY DEALING WITH TWELVE SHITTY, UNCOOPERATIVE TROLLS JUST HAVE TAKEN MY LAST NERVE AND HAVE SPLINTERED IT, SCATTERING THE REMAINS ACROSS THE VAST REACHES OF PARADOX SPACE.
YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH MY THINKPAN AND THEN SMOOTH IT OVER BY RETURNING WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY FUCKING MINE?
YOU'RE
MOTHERFUCKING
WRONG.
BE LUCKY I CAN'T REACH YOU, BECAUSE I SWEAR THAT I WOULD TAKE THIS SICKLE AND EVISCERATE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU.

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[papshooshing]

YES, I MUST.
TROLLS HAVE TYPING QUIRKS.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GET THE MIGHTY FUCK USED TO IT.

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[notayoungkitten]

Indeed it seems that way.

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[papshooshing]

RIVETING RESPONSE, REALLY!

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[notayoungkitten]

[She has absolutely no idea how to handle Karkat because the words "paradox space" make her head hurt so she thinks carefully about what to say next.]

What is the nature of your problem?

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[papshooshing]

WELL GEE.
HOW ABOUT I GO GATHER UP SOME MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS AND START A PILE.
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO ABOUT FEELINGS JAMS, YOU KNOW.

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[notayoungkitten]

[Fortunately, she's pretty used to rage.]

If you don't want help, I won't offer.

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[papshooshing]

DUDE
DID IT SOUND LIKE I NEEDED HELP?

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[notayoungkitten]

It sounds you need a lot of help.

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[papshooshing]

I ALREADY HAVE A MOIRAIL, THANK YOU.

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[notayoungkitten]

And that is?