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[papshooshing]

NEVER HAVE I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE CAPABLE OF HATING ANYONE MORE THAN THE PERSON THAT I HATE MOST.
TO BE ABLE TO DO SO REQUIRES DELVING DEEP INSIDE AND REACHING A BRAND NEW TIER OF HATE.
IT IS A HATE SO RANCOROUS THAT EVEN I CAN'T COMPLETELY FATHOM IT.
THESE SHITSTAINS THAT CONTINUOUSLY REMIND ME THAT I REALLY HAD IT EASY DEALING WITH TWELVE SHITTY, UNCOOPERATIVE TROLLS JUST HAVE TAKEN MY LAST NERVE AND HAVE SPLINTERED IT, SCATTERING THE REMAINS ACROSS THE VAST REACHES OF PARADOX SPACE.
YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH MY THINKPAN AND THEN SMOOTH IT OVER BY RETURNING WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY FUCKING MINE?
YOU'RE
MOTHERFUCKING
WRONG.
BE LUCKY I CAN'T REACH YOU, BECAUSE I SWEAR THAT I WOULD TAKE THIS SICKLE AND EVISCERATE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU.

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[notayoungkitten]

Must you write like that?

It's very hard to read.

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[papshooshing]

YES, I MUST.
TROLLS HAVE TYPING QUIRKS.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GET THE MIGHTY FUCK USED TO IT.

[iron_infidel]

Another problem is upon you Karkat?

[papshooshing]

DEDUCE THAT ALL BY YOURSELF, DID YOU?
HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU A FUCKING ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
OOPS!
SEEMS MY HANDS AREN'T COORDINATED ENOUGH TO ACCOMPLISH THIS TASK.
I MISSED.

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[notayoungkitten]

Indeed it seems that way.

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[papshooshing]

RIVETING RESPONSE, REALLY!

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[notayoungkitten]

[She has absolutely no idea how to handle Karkat because the words "paradox space" make her head hurt so she thinks carefully about what to say next.]

What is the nature of your problem?

It's a sass-off!

[iron_infidel]

This comes as no surprise.
Your constant use of sarcasm and beating around the bush usually gets you no where.

[papshooshing]

I'M NOT THE ONE BEATING AROUND THE METAPHORICAL BUSH
WHICH, OUT OF CONTEXT IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY BAD METAPHOR TO USE.
IT'S KIND OF GROSS AND MAKES ME MENTALLY CRINGE.
ANYWAY, OH ANCESTOR OF MINE...
I JUST *STATED* WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS OR ARE YOUR EYES STARING TO FAIL YOU IN YOUR OLD FUCKING AGE?
DO YOU THINK THAT REPEATING MYSELF IS GETTING DIRECTLY TO THE PROBLEM?
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WAS DONE BACK IN THE AGE OF NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW WE PROCEED WITH POTENTIAL FEELINGS INSPIRED CONVERSATIONS IN THE PRESENT.

[iron_infidel]

[He's just going to ignore...those comments.]

I can read Karkat.
You are hating your friends?
Is that the problem?

[papshooshing]

NO...
WOW YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY FUCKING DENSE.
DID YOU *NOT* KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING AROUND LATELY?

[iron_infidel]

I only know of the epidemic....
I have not ventured...out otherwise.

[papshooshing]

THERE WAS MORE TO IT THAN JUST BEING UNDER THE WEATHER FOR THIS ENTIRE TIME.
AT LEAST FOR ME THERE WAS.

[iron_infidel]

Are you alright?
I apologize I haven't been checking up on you or the others.

[usedshooshpap]

DO I *SOUND* ALL RIGHT!?

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[ceasetoexist]

I doubt they care.

In the end it's probably just to try and show control.

Or they just think its funny. One of the two.

[iron_infidel]

Do you...need help?
Though, I must be honest I do not have the patience for your constant anger and slapface insults within this moment.

[papshooshing]

THEN TAKE YOUR OFFER AND CRAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING WASTE CHUTE.
I DON'T NEED YOU
DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU GODDAMN FUCKWITS.

[iron_infidel]

[Long...long sigh. Okay maybe...that wasn't the best word.]

...
I take it back and offer an apology.
I know not why you are so upset, but I will come to your aid and put such woes behind me.
Where are you located?

[papshooshing]

I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING FOR PRACTICALLY JUMPING MY BULGE FIRST CHANCE YOU HAD.

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[papshooshing]

WELL GEE.
HOW ABOUT I GO GATHER UP SOME MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS AND START A PILE.
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO ABOUT FEELINGS JAMS, YOU KNOW.

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[papshooshing]

ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S JUST WHAT I GET FOR DOING A NICE FUCKING DEED.
WELL I'M NOT ABOUT TO GO OFF AND DO THOSE ANYMORE.

[iron_infidel]

I have not been myself as of late.
I apologize for jumping said 'bulge.'
Please I only wish to help Karkat, you can talk and I will sit and listen.

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[ceasetoexist]

Hey probably that too.

Places like this kind of makes sure every good deed goes punished.

It blows.

[papshooshing]

...
JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE AT.
I DON'T REALLY CARE TO STAY IN MY ASSIGNED RESPITEBLOCK IF I CAN AVOID IT.