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[papshooshing]

NEVER HAVE I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE CAPABLE OF HATING ANYONE MORE THAN THE PERSON THAT I HATE MOST.
TO BE ABLE TO DO SO REQUIRES DELVING DEEP INSIDE AND REACHING A BRAND NEW TIER OF HATE.
IT IS A HATE SO RANCOROUS THAT EVEN I CAN'T COMPLETELY FATHOM IT.
THESE SHITSTAINS THAT CONTINUOUSLY REMIND ME THAT I REALLY HAD IT EASY DEALING WITH TWELVE SHITTY, UNCOOPERATIVE TROLLS JUST HAVE TAKEN MY LAST NERVE AND HAVE SPLINTERED IT, SCATTERING THE REMAINS ACROSS THE VAST REACHES OF PARADOX SPACE.
YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH MY THINKPAN AND THEN SMOOTH IT OVER BY RETURNING WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY FUCKING MINE?
YOU'RE
MOTHERFUCKING
WRONG.
BE LUCKY I CAN'T REACH YOU, BECAUSE I SWEAR THAT I WOULD TAKE THIS SICKLE AND EVISCERATE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU.

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[papshooshing]

THE ILLNESS THAT WAS PASSED AROUND ALSO CAUSED SOME UNSAVORY HALLUCINATIONS.

[glowsferatu]

Which Illness
Is That The One Feferi Was Afflicted With

[papshooshing]

THAT'S WHO I GOT IT FROM.

[glowsferatu]

Then I Suppose Its Good That I Restrained Myself From My First Impulse To Visit Her
Much As I Would Have Liked To
It Isnt Every Day One Has The Opportunity To Reunite With A Dead Friend
I Mean Actually
Not Some Doomed Alternate
But Actually Her And Actually Not Dead

How Do You Even Handle It Karkat

[papshooshing]

HOW DO I HANDLE WHAT?
ALL OF THE ALTERNATES?

[glowsferatu]

Not So Much That
Its The Ones That Arent That Require More Handling

[papshooshing]

YOU MEAN AMPORA OR MAKARA.
YOU KNOW THE LATER IS SPECIAL CASE FOR ME.

[glowsferatu]

Well One Of Those Was Unfortunately Never Dead To Begin With
And The Other
I Have Managed To Avoid Him Thus Far
But Yeah Lets Say Im Talking About Them
And Feferi
And Any Others That Are Suddenly Not Dead

[papshooshing]

I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HADN'T BEEN DEAD FOR MORE THAN A FEW HOURS BEFORE I GOT HERE.
SO IT'S MOSTLY LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED, I GUESS?

[glowsferatu]

Only A Few Hours
Ive Had
Quite A Longer Experience Than That

Karkat Are You Familiar With What A Year Is

[papshooshing]

YES, KANAYA.
I KNOW WHAT A YEAR IS AND HOW LONG THAT IS IN RELATION TO A SWEEP.

[glowsferatu]

Well I Just Think It Was Worth Checking
If It Had Been A Few Hours At Most Then I Dont Really Know Where You Stand As Far As Knowing Things Or Not Knowing Them

But The Question Was Meant To Preface My Revelation Of A Year Being How Long Its Been For Me
52 Entire Weeks Have Passed Since They Died
And While Ive Encountered Alternate Ghosts As We Passed Through The Void
Seeing Them Alive Again Is Kind Of A Big Deal

[papshooshing]

IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, I'M HERE.
I CAN'T EXACTLY RELATE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN MY AURICULAR SPONGECLOTS AREN'T FUNCTIONAL.

[glowsferatu]

Its Not That Big A Deal
Well Okay Id Just Said It Was But Just
Not Quite That Way
I Mean Im Fine Everything Is Wonderful And Bright And Problem-Free
This Will Simply Need Some Getting Used To
You Shouldnt Need To Be Burdened With My Problems Anyway You Probably Have Enough Of Your Own