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[alephbet]

This is my first new year's day, now that I think about it. People make resolutions around this time of year, right? What are yours?

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Why, German, of course! German is the best language in all of the multiverse, you know.

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[alephbet]

Never heard of it.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[He scowls.]

Ugh. What sort of deprived universe did you come from?

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[alephbet]

One that's deprived for many more important reasons.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

More important than a distinct lack of Germans? Ha. Doubt it.

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[alephbet]

Well, God actively hated all life.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Isn't that normally how it goes? I really do not think any loving God would put us all here.

...Well, he might put me here. Everyone else, though, I'm not sure about.

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[alephbet]

Mine's more of a just kill them all type.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Tell me he at least kept enough people alive to keep things interesting. Otherwise, what is the point of being a god at all?

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[alephbet]

I don't know. I killed Him before we could find out.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

...Oh.

Well.

You are a very skilled one-year-old, aren't you?

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[alephbet]

Yes. Actually, I am.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Tell me, how did you do it? Was it messy? Was it fun?

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[alephbet]

There was a lot of blood involved as in any long and bitter fight, it wasn't fun and I'm concerned that you would ask.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

What? Is it a crime to be curious about how a fight against a god went?

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[alephbet]

The fight itself isn't important.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

I disagree. I think it should be the most important part.

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[alephbet]

Not what it accomplishes?

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Nein, I really think that the actual killing part is what you should be focusing on. What if I should have to fight a rogue god in the future, hmm? Perhaps your story could let me know how best to go about it!

[He's a total bullshitter, he just wants to know how the fight went down.]

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[alephbet]

It's like fighting anyone else who can kill you instantly. If you can't handle that you probably won't win.

...And fighting THE God is a lot different than fighting a god.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen chooses to ignore that first part.]

Oh? What is the difference, then?

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[alephbet]

I can control gods. Some of them are in my retinue. The God is much different.