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[yougotthatwrong]

...Uh, if anyone's interested, I just got something from back home-

Well, how do I put it...

Is anyone interested in a special Kokeshi? It's a type of doll where I was from, so...

Yeah. Er, have a late Happy New Year greeting, I guess.

[BASICALLY IT'S THIS THING and it vibrates too so...

uh. yeah.]

Comments

[yougotthatwrong]

[good thing no one's around to hear him sputter out loud.]

NO- I mean- Yes, I mean no! You don't just ask someone to practice kissing!

[chainsawn]

Making a decision is difficult, isn't it..

But I think it's good to at least practice. Wouldn't it be bad if you kissed the girl you liked and she didn't like it?

[yougotthatwrong]

W-well, yes, but you don't just go up to a girl and ask them "Hey, want to be my kissing partner?"

[chainsawn]

Why not?

[yougotthatwrong]

It's just not right...!

[chainsawn]

I don't know about that. I'm sure girls would like to be kissed by someone nice.

[yougotthatwrong]

Well, I know they would but what does that have to do with what you're saying just now...????

[chainsawn]

Kissing practice is a nice way to be kissed by someone else.

[yougotthatwrong]

And a nice way to get slapped by them too...!

[chainsawn]

.. Why would someone slap another person for kissing?

[yougotthatwrong]

Because it's inappropriate to do that unless you're in a relationship.

[chainsawn]

But what if you like someone?

[yougotthatwrong]

Well, it'd be alright if they like you back...