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[yougotthatwrong]

...Uh, if anyone's interested, I just got something from back home-

Well, how do I put it...

Is anyone interested in a special Kokeshi? It's a type of doll where I was from, so...

Yeah. Er, have a late Happy New Year greeting, I guess.

[BASICALLY IT'S THIS THING and it vibrates too so...

uh. yeah.]

Comments

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[chainsawn]

You don't like them?

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[yougotthatwrong]

I-it's not that! I guess I'm just a bit confused on what they're used for...

[chainsawn]

It's a doll, right? So you should probably try playing with it. Or looking at it.

[yougotthatwrong]

...Um, I'm not sure on how you're supposed to play with this thing.

[It doesn't look like a thing that could be used to play house with...!]

[chainsawn]

You can pretend it's your future girlfriend and then you can practice with it. Kissing, going on dates..

[ THAT SUGGESTION IS ALREADY RIDICULOUS ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU KNOWING IT VIBRATES, UROTSUKI.. ]

[yougotthatwrong]

adhaiewqeyqiueyiuqwhkdajhkjah

[Congratulations, you just got him to keysmash for real.]

THAT JUST SOUNDS WRONG NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT!

[Text]

[idolizer]

[ She knows what it is about- and... nope, just no. ]

That... doll? What do you think you're doing, offering it to people so lightly?

[Text]

[yougotthatwrong]

...Maybe someone can find a better use for it...?

[BETTER THAN WHAT HIS MIND CAN COME UP WITH IN ANY CASE.]

[Text]

[idolizer]

Do you even know what you're typing?

Who would make a good use out of a vibrating doll, Naegi-kun? That's beyond obscene.

[Text]

[yougotthatwrong]

...Someone who's desperate...?

[Text]

[idolizer]

[ Sorry, Leon is no longer here... ]

I can't believe you would say something like that...

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[yougotthatwrong]

I-it was just an example...!!!!

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[alephbet]

How is it "special"?

[Text]

[yougotthatwrong]

...Well, it does one thing a doll isn't supposed to do...

[Text]

[alephbet]

Which is?

Re: [Text]

[yougotthatwrong]

...It vibrates.

[Text]

[alephbet]

Why would anyone want a doll to vibrate?

[Nooo clue over here.]

[Text]

[yougotthatwrong]

That's a good question, to be honest...

[He does have a clue but like hell he's going to say it in public.]

[seconddaughter]

i like dolls. what kind of doll is it?

[Oh, good, let's create an awkward situation out of this with a girl who has no idea!!]

[yougotthatwrong]

Oh, uh. It's sort of a tube with a round head on top, and there's nothing else, ahaha...

[MOMO NO...!]

video

[terreifying]

Oh, it looks cute! And Happy New Year!

[It was a shame they couldn't do any traditional New Year pastimes, though.]

video

[yougotthatwrong]

Oh, uh. Thanks.

...er, you can have it if you want?

Re: video

[terreifying]

Really? It does look fun. So no one else is calling dibs?

permatext

[yougotthatwrong]

No one serious about it, at least...

Re: permatext

[terreifying]

That's a real shame. Why don't they want it? Can't they see that it's cute and the vibrating would make it fun?