[video] ⚙ soul phrase

[fuhgeddaboudit]

I ain't sure walkin' around swingin' axe blades at anybody behind me is all that safe. But I can't really just stick anythin' on there and hope for the best.

What do people usually use if they wanna put some kinda guard on a weapon? [Counting off the following points on metallic fingers:] It's gotta be somethin' that ain't gonna get in the way of the thrusters, easy t' get off in an emergency, and lightweight so it don't throw me off balance.

[Monomaru what have you done.]

What d'you guys think?

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[castersplaything]

[...See this face? This is a man who has a ton of questions, and cannot decide on what.]

...I'm not an expert on combat, but how big is the axe exactly?

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

Uh....one sec.

[There were a few mechanical whirring and clacking noises as Labrys detached her axe from her shoulders and held it in view of the camera.]

This one.

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[surpassthelimit]

If you're using an axe, just use some rubber or some cardboard.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

I'd probably need a lotta the stuff. You know where I can find it?

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[surpassthelimit]

Hell if I know. Rubber might be hard to find but I'm sure there's cardboard somewhere. Everyone has to use it at some point.

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[uzuki]

Depending on the shape, it probably wouldn't be too difficult to make something to fit over the blades. I believe axe sheaths were made out of leather before there were stronger synthetic materials available.

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[castersplaything]

[And his shock? Oh it was clear. No Servant he has ever scene, not even the Berserker Rani had--no, maybe it was similar in size, but obviously, many questions are rising.]

How can you even lift that--nevermind. Are you a Servant?

[First conclusion when seeing supernatural beings, aside from hostile mutated wildlife.]

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

So it's probably gotta be around the tower somewhere, right?

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

A Servant--hang on, you don't know that Saber in red or Hakuno, do ya?

[Labrys folded the axe and put it back on her shoulders. She'd repressed most of the memories from that one experiment, but the overall terms and phrases stuck out in her mind.]

I'm an android--my name's Labrys. I was made to be able t' swing that around.

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[surpassthelimit]

Yep. Probably in any place where there's just a lot of crap lying around. Or in a storage room, if those even exist.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

It's kinda big and double-bladed, so I'd need a lotta whatever I ended up usin'.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

Now that ya mention, I ain't sure if there's storage rooms here or not. Kinda sounds like somethin' there would haveta be a lot of.

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[surpassthelimit]

You'd figure that, right? I can't imagine a lot of this crap disappearing into thin air.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

I don't think I've seen one around yet. Guess I might haveta start lookin' harder.

[uzuki]

There's a workshop on the 15th floor that has some materials. I'm pretty sure I saw leather there. How big is your weapon, exactly?

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[surpassthelimit]

Good luck with that.

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[castersplaything]

[Now that caused him to stop. So there were other masters as well. Might be a good time to gain information, if only to avoid getting on their bad side or anything.]

I think I saw that Saber wandering around, though only got a brief glimpse. Don't know the other person though.

[Though at her explanation, he raises an eyebrow.]

An android? You certainly look human to me. [For the most part. He calms down a bit more, though he was gaining more questions on how an android functioned.] Okay, I guess that explains those thrusters then...Sorry I'm not being helpful here.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

Eheheh...thanks. Though now that I think about it cardboard kinda seems a little too...flammable.

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[surpassthelimit]

What the hell kind of axe are you using that'll make stuff on the blade catch on fire?

[fuhgeddaboudit]

[Labrys detached her axe from her shoulders with a series of mechanical sounds, blades unfolding as she did.]

I ain't really got measurements handy, but it's this one here.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

It's got thrusters in it t' make me flight-capable. I'm pretty sure they might be able to set somethin' like that on fire.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

So you're probably another a' those Masters, yeah? Sorry, I ain't anythin' like a Servant.

[Labrys took a step back, holding up her hands as if to demonstrate how much of her actually looked human aside from her face.] Appreciate the compliment, but it ain't too tough to see what I'm made of.

[uzuki]

[She's not remotely surprised by the size. She simply nods.]

I don't think it would be difficult at all to make a cover. All it would take is an individual sleeve for each blade with straps. The fasteners for each strap could be placed on one side of the blade so it could be removed quickly.

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[castersplaything]

Oh, um, you certainly act differently. I mean I had to deal with programs from the SERAPH and they were mostly mindless, so it's all I have to make a comparison I guess...

[He's not good at this.]

As for those two, did they happen to say where they were from by chance? Not sure if they might be from my world or not.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

Uh-

[Purposely looking back into unfamiliar memories amounted to 'flirting with a system error', so Labrys didn't do more than give things a cursory once-over before answering.]

Sorry, I can't really remember.