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uHH,
i HAVE A QUESTION, bECAUSE, i NEED HELP WITH SOMETHING,
iS ANYONE GOOD AT POSSIBLY FIXING ROBOTIC PARTS,
mY LEGS ARE BROKEN, aFTER THE STAIRS,
aND USING A FOUR WHEELED DEVICE IS, eRR, sORT OF HARD HERE,

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... Okay. I guess that will work.

[kneels down and makes a honk like a car wow this is totally normal]

Get your clamber on, bro, we pullin' out the station.

[Stare.

WELL GAMZEE'S... BEING GAMZEE AND ALSO HELPFUL, SO.

He gets on awkwardly. Wow this is awkward.]

Okay. I think I am going to be okay.

[not so carefully wobbles to his feet and starts a test walk around the library. He honks whenever he turns.]

Woah, heh, this is pretty motherfucking fun. Like having my bro attached like a tumor or somethin'.

[... NOT SURE IF HE WANTS TO BE THAT but gosh it really is sort of fun.

This totally looks normal right.]

Yeah, it's a lot more fun than I thought it would be.

[occasionally interspersing his honking with car noises HEADING FOR THE STAIRS]

Told you it would be the motherfucking best, bro. You ready to get your cream stuffing on?

[Wait.

No. Not the stairs. HE NOW SOUNDS SORT OF ALARMED.]

Gamzee? Do we have to go down the stairs??

Edited 2011-09-22 02:19 (UTC)

[taking those motherfuckers two at a time]

Gotta get down these bitches somehow, my brother!

[OH MY GOD. Holding on really tightly because he doesn't want to fall off???]

Could you possibly do it slower??

[he slows down

but also starts to take them backwards]

Ain't gotta be scared of 'em, man. They just all being mad pimpin' stairs trying to help.

[Really Gamzee. Really.]

Weren't we, uh, going down?

[pauses

with one foot in midair]

. . . Which way is motherfuckin' up?

... Uh... the way you're going is up.

[finally heading both the right direction and right speed]

Man, stairs are kind of a miracle. I mean just be all thinkin' about it-- they let you be all climbing without havin' to do all that motherfucking work, and just be ready for you all the time without no warning.

... I guess they are, in a way, when people aren't falling down them.

[finally reaches the food floor

trips on the last step]

[Oh jesus christ.

GOING FLYING OFF OF GAMZEE'S BACK and onto the ground.]

[oops my b]

My bad, bro!

It's okay. Don't worry about it.

[picks up Tavros like a princess

this isnt at all awkward and sort of weird??]

Come on then, broseph, my digestion sack be sreamin' from ice cream.

[THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD]

Uh-- do you really have to carry me like this...?

[also i meant 'screaming for' up there but i cant spell proper :o(

kicks open the door to the kitchen!]

Don't worry, man, I was all up and asking the messiahs for advice on how to get my friend and his wobbly legs all up into the food party, and this be what they said.

... Did they really say that? [DOUBTING THIS.]

[totally ignoring you]

Which motherfucking seat you want?

I guess... anywhere works? It doesn't really matter, I don't think.

[STOP IGNORING ME GAMZEE]

THIS IS THE BEST ACTION ACTION MOVIE

FIVE HONKS OUT OF FIVE FOR THIS ACTION THREAD

THE CRITICS ARE CRAZY FOR OUR ACTION MOVIE

MORE THRILLS THAN A THRILL FACTORY ACTION

ARE WE UP FOR ACTION MOVIE

THE AUDIENCE WILL LAUGH, THEY WILL CRY, AT OUR ACTION

IT WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ACTION. . .

IM ALREADY WEEPING PROFUSELY ACTION

ME TOO ACTION!!

NEEDS MORE CAR CHASES ACTION

NEEDS MORE PARACHUTING ACTION TO BE HONEST

PERHAPS MORE MAKEOUTS ACTION

BUT IT'S NOT A ROMANCE MOVIE ACTION

BUT IT WOULD BE LIKE JAMES BOND ACTION

WELL IN THAT CASE ACTION...

EYEBROW WAGGLE ACTION

UNSURE ACTION

MORE WAGGLING ACTION

MORE UNSURE ACTION!!

SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED ACTION

OH MISS AO OOOOH ACTION

AND MY SHIRT IS STILL ON BECAUSE IT IS A T-SHIRT AND THEREFORE OPENING IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT ACTION

GASP ACTION

GAZE ACTION

SWOON ACTION