[Anon texter]

[idkworldruler]

so does any1 no of any misc. mysteries that need to be solved? im in a detective kind of mood right now
so will be willing to help if the price is right and its interesting enough.

also, has anybody noticed a SCAR assault rifle somewhere?

Comments

anontext

[neverwrong]

Wow, you're witty. I'm sure this place is happy to be graced with your astounding intellect.

anontext

[idkworldruler]

it better be

anontext

[neverwrong]

Look, kid, why don't you stop embarrassing yourself right now? You're not exactly giving off the kind of vibe that would make me trust you with any cases I'd want to solve. Not like I'd ask for help in the first place, but let's not falsely advertise to the rest of the poor saps here, okay?

[All right, so this is a dumb argument to be getting into. He realizes this. He just has to protect the integirty of the "detective" title, damn it!]

anontext

[idkworldruler]

who says im falsely adverting
maybe those poor bastards would get their moneys worth n more
kiddo

anontext

[neverwrong]

[He grits his teeth at the anon's condescension. Mello has every right to be condescending - this guy, whoever he is, does not. It's clear enough by the way he types that he deserves to be talked down to.]

I doubt it. Kudos to you for believing in yourself, though.

Now, this has been a short and thoroughly grating conversation, but I think I'm gonna draw it to a close right here. I don't like to argue with children.

[Unless those children are smart enough to make battles with them worth fighting, of course, but this guy obviously isn't worth his time.]

anontext

[idkworldruler]

lulz
rage quit