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[midgarhorizon]

Wanted: tailor to make several wedding tuxedos.

Payment can be arranged.

[Yep. That's it. Secretly Reno is embarrassed he even has to go on the network and ask, but since the beans were spilled he figured to get it over with. What he's got in mind is something like this.]

Comments

[midgarhorizon]

You been conscripted yet?

[atouchofstrife]

I guess I have been.

[midgarhorizon]

What's she getting you to do?

[atouchofstrife]

...Something that better not involve a dress.

[midgarhorizon]

But I heard you look really good in a dress.

[atouchofstrife]

Do you trust the judgement of a guy that smells like a warthog bathing in sulfur?

[midgarhorizon]

I do when I'm crushing his thumb under my boot.

[atouchofstrife]

He had to be blind.

[midgarhorizon]

Oh, sorry, I thought you meant Kotch.

[atouchofstrife]

[...}

I was talking about that Don idiot.

[midgarhorizon]

Cloud, when dealing with Wall Market, assume that they're all idiots.

[atouchofstrife]

I usually do.

[midgarhorizon]

And that they can't keep a secret to save their lives.

[Snicker.]

[atouchofstrife]

[...]

One of the things I am glad about the Planet being gone is that you no longer have those pictures.

[midgarhorizon]

Oh, they were in my wallet.

[He holds up his wallet in the camera]

Never did get around to tossing them out after the leak investigation...

[atouchofstrife]

...Reno.

You better not... Do you know..

[ He's sputtering. Sorry. ]

[midgarhorizon]

[Big smile]

Do I know... what?

[atouchofstrife]

[ Just sort of waves his hands around. Congrats, you just made the hero turn a big bright red. ]

[midgarhorizon]

If you say it, I'll destroy the evidence.

[atouchofstrife]

Please?

[midgarhorizon]

Not quite what I was thinking, but you have my word.

[atouchofstrife]

[ He can imagine what would happen if someone like Sephiroth gets their hands on that, or even Elena. ]

Thank you.

[midgarhorizon]

So you gonna finish your sentence or what?

[Smiiiiiiiiirk.]

[atouchofstrife]

What?

[midgarhorizon]

The one you got flustered about.

Not gonna destroy until ya finish it.