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[keepscalm]

This message is directed to anyone that considers themselves a citizen of England or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

I would appreciate status reports from you lot, if you don't terribly mind.

[ ooc | england is affected by the event. here for full details. ]

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[keepscalm]

I think the only jury we have to worry about here also happen to be our jailers and executioners. You have nothing to fear from me.

I should think you would know best about how long it has been. But if it does so offend your delicate sensibilities to address you properly, I can defer to Jade.


And your papers shall be ready in four to six weeks.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

oh then fuck that i am totally game for that jury duty
inb4 guilty life sentence 30000 years in solitary confinement with a rabid puma
no see time is like this
stretchy elastic crystal bouncy ball where minutes can feel like hours and hours can feel like seconds
what did you call it again
wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff?
yeah lets go with that
so the moral of the story is
Jade is a cool name that you should continue to use as normal
i expect my papers to come with complementary tea bags

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[keepscalm]

"Wibbly wobbly timey wimey," indeed.

You should work on your argumentative skills if that is the point you've derived from this conversation.
But consider your point taken, regardless of your incoherence.

Perhaps you'll receive a gracious gift of tea if you're on good behaviour.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

time is stupid!

idk the fact that i remained incoherent but still led you to a totally illogical conclusion you've accepted i think makes them The Best argumentative skills ever.
hell fucking yes as long as its not the flowery jasmine stuff you got yourself a deal

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[keepscalm]

It really just means I have far too much patience for my own good.

You'd do well not to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

"patience" is that what we're calling it now??

i'll punch a horse in the mouth if it tried to spit up jasmine tea at me tbh

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[keepscalm]

When I'm dealing with you, I'm calling it patience.

I sincerely doubt a horse would have any tea to give, anyway.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

what is it when youre not dealing with me :O

maybe its like one of those st bernard dogs that had the barrel of booze on their necks to go rescue people in the snow
except instead of a dog its a horse and tea instead of booze