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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

WHAT WAS THAT?

Did anyone else see that administrator thing?!

Even Ganondork can't exceed that level of freaky freakiness.

It's like ReDeads except worse.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Gods are supposed to be good. Like the Golden Goddesses.

[This totally makes sense to a ten year old.]

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[true_noir]

Perhaps in some worlds... Never assume. It is dangerous.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Why wouldn't gods be nice though?

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[true_noir]

Because not all gods are kind things. What if one were a god of... say disease, pain and misery? Would you think such a thing was kind or nice, even if pain and disease might be thought by some to be needed things at times?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

A'course not! No one likes being hurt or bein' sick.

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[true_noir]

Not all gods are gods of pleasant things, though I cannot speak for your world. I am sure some work differently. I know only that I have certainly seen cruel and vindictive gods before.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Yeah, we don't have any gods like that. Just the Golden Goddesses: Din, Nayru and Farore. They created our world and all life in it.

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[true_noir]

Then creatures like these... they will be hard for you to understand. You simply should know that not all worlds work like your own.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

That's kinda sad. I wish it didn't have to be like that.

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[true_noir]

Must it be? I do not know. I prefer to focus on what is, as I have long since given up on the notion of what "should" be.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

How come? Focusin' on now is good an' all but...

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[true_noir]

"Should" involves ethics, expectations, assumptions. We all come from different worlds, and most of us have different thoughts of what 'should' be. I know what my mistress would have once said. I would like to think I know what my Lord would have said still more recently. They are not always the same.

No, I prefer the here and now over the phantoms of wishing that a thing matched some notion of what it should be. I will carve it to my liking on my own time.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Half of that, she doesn't understand. She tries to though.]

I guess that's a good way to do things.

[She likes thinking about how things should be, or could be, because it meant things could be improved. Things could get better.]

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[true_noir]

It is one way. There are many paths. I think you will find that most... do not like mine very much in the end.

[She was a largely amoral killer, after all.]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Well that's not good! Even as a pirate, Tetra wasn't eager to kill people. That's why she calls herself The GREAT Pirate Tetra.]

That's because people are nosy busybodies that gotta complain about everyone that isn't like them. I learned t'ignore 'em a long time ago.

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[true_noir]

As have I, for the most part. As long as they aren't inconvenient to me, of course.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Well don't worry about 'em here either. Nobody understands you but you.

[Oh, but she's a little curious about that inconvenient part.]

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[true_noir]

[Best no to be. You know what they say about kitties.]

I do not plan on it. This has been... entertaining in its own way. I am Chloe. Perhaps we will speak again sometime soon.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[She doesn't, actually. That's the problem with being a pirate, ten years old and being from another world.]

Nice t'meet ya Chloe. I'm Tetra!

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[true_noir]

[Oh, well... only one way to learn then. School of hard knocks suits this place pretty well after all.]

A pleasure. I am sure we will speak again soon.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[That's how she learned not to be rude to Jason.]

I'm sure we will. See ya around then!