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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

WHAT WAS THAT?

Did anyone else see that administrator thing?!

Even Ganondork can't exceed that level of freaky freakiness.

It's like ReDeads except worse.

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[notayoungkitten]

It was.... rather disturbing.

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[puppy_lancer]

You summed it up pretty well, kid. Fucking freaky.

[However, he still can't think of Ruana as being worse than Jason.]

What's Redeads?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

I knew these administrators were freaks but dang! This kinda one-ups the Halloween thing.

[Shiver. Do not want to remember that.]

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[true_noir]

I am always a touch curious [Says the girl who's actually only been in the tower for less than a month, but who acts like she knows everything going on... even if she really doesn't.]

Why would you speak openly of seeing something you were perhaps not supposed to, on a device controlled by the people that might have accidentally allowed you to see it?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Oh Lancer, you just introduced Tetra to a new word.]

ReDeads are freaky zombie things with black eyes that glow red in the middle, kinda soulless. And when they scream, it's the worst sound ever. It gets right under your skin, kinda.

[Pausing. And then looking at him curiously. That new word is bugging her.]

"Fucking"?

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[beknightedheroine]

C'mon, you're telling me that you're not used to her freakiatrics by now?

_{[No, Sayaka, not everyone has had distressing amounts of exposure to the creepiest admin.]}

...I feel bad for the bride, though. There's no way that's gonna go unscrewed with.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

It's the quickest way to talk to a lot'a people. Plus, they can see and hear everything anyway. Most likely. I mean, they can control every part'a the tower so they probably know everything we're doin' and sayin' anyway.

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[true_noir]

It is safe to assume the device around your throat might permit that, yes. However, you do risk drawing their attention, do you not?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Guess not. That was kinda more freaky than her Halloween game though, except that actually hurt. This didn't.

[Poor Sayaka.]

I bet they saw it. So they'll get a bunch'a people to stand guard and protect her.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

I ain't afraid of 'em!

[Yes she is.]

They pay attention to us anyway. It's not like I'm asking for Jason to get punched again. I know better now.

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[puppy_lancer]

I see.

[When she asks her question, he realizes what he had just done.]

It's something people say when they're surprised, but it's...not a good word for little lassies like you to use.

[Hopefully she won't hound him for a more detailed explanation.]

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[true_noir]

Open displeasure does tend to garner a ... direct response here as well, I take it? Somehow, I am not entirely surprised.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

What about pirates? Do pirates say it?

[Be hounded. Tetra is not easily put off.]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Depends on who gets the tower for that month. I was dumb and asked during a Jason month and he got kinda mad. He hid a monster under my bed, and played a video of it crawling under there when I woke up. Nobody really likes Jason.

[And for good reason.]

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[puppy_lancer]

[He has no idea how pirates pertain to either of them, but going by her tone, she seems pretty excited.]

...Yeah, the worst, naughtiest ones do anyway.

[Lancer hadn't met many pirates in his lifetime, but since they were sea raiders, they could be expected to have dirty mouths.]

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[true_noir]

Well... that will be an interesting shift, I suppose. I am accustomed to one person retaining their authority. How long, I wonder, are their memories?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Shame she's not dressed like a stereotypical pirate.]

I guess the Great Pirate Tetra shouldn't then. My crew has a bit'a honor. Even if they're really dumb sometimes.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

I dunno. I heard that Ruana was here about a thousand years ago so her memory must be pretty messed up.

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[puppy_lancer]

[Whew. Crisis averted.]

So, the little lassie is a pirate? Pretty impressive.

[He speaks in a half-amused, half-teasing tone. He has to wonder if her cruel is real or if she is playing make-believe like children are liable to do.]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[For now. Wait until the trolls get to her.]

I'm captain too. And don't forget that.

[Don't you mock her. She'll come and find you.]

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[puppy_lancer]

Right. I'm sure the "crew" is quite happy to have such an adorable captain.

[And then what? Kick him in the shins?]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

They respect me, just like they respected my mom.

[Stab him, more like.]

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[puppy_lancer]

Your...mother?

[Sounds like the pirates might be real.]

So being a pirate runs in the family, huh?

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[marchwarden]

I witnessed it.

[Haldir answers with a deep sigh.]

Ruana is unfit to lead this tower. Yet she was picked, and our lives are now forfeit.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Yeah. She was captain before she died and the crew stuck with me when I took over the ship.

[Very real.]

Kind of. We used to be the Royal Family of Hyrule but since Hyrule doesn't exist anymore, we moved on and eventually became pirates.