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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

WHAT WAS THAT?

Did anyone else see that administrator thing?!

Even Ganondork can't exceed that level of freaky freakiness.

It's like ReDeads except worse.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

A really hot day maybe, since he was born in a desert.

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[puppy_lancer]

So sometime in summer? June? July?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

June! The sooner, the better!

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[puppy_lancer]

June first it is then!

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Perfect! Now to find some ice cream and keep it safe. I wonder what kinda flavor we should give him?

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[puppy_lancer]

What flavors would a pig like...

[He has to take a second to think.]

Chocolate?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[A moment to look thoughtful and then she grins and nods.]

Chocolate is perfect!

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[puppy_lancer]

Then we've got everything planned out. All we need is to wait until June.

[He wonders if he can get the ice cream from the restaurant. Or even get people to make some homemade version of it.]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Boy, he'll be in for a surprise.

[Someone should teach Tetra to make homemade ice cream.]

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[puppy_lancer]

[A nod.]

But man...it's a long time to wait. You wanna try something else first?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[A devious look crosses her face.]

Whaddaya got in mind?

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[puppy_lancer]

Oh, I don't know. Some redecorating?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Oh, I bet we can do plenty of redecorating! Someone who calls himself the 'Great King of Evil' must have some terrible taste.

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[puppy_lancer]

What, is everything in his room all black and spiky and ominous?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Dunno, never saw it but if you see his clothes, blegh. He looks like he got dressed in the dark.

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[puppy_lancer]

Yikes.

[He feigns and expression of surprise, which soon goes back to his mischievous smile.]

I dunno if we can get him more fitting clothes, but his room must really been in need of a makeover. Any idea how we can change it up?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Piggy blankets? And make put some curtains up for him.

[Pink ones.]

And a sign that says "Lost: My dignity."

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[puppy_lancer]

Leave a contact number by the end of that sign and we'll be set.

[He'll even help her paint that sign.]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Good because her handwriting is actually atrocious.]

That's a great idea! Boy, won't he be 'thankful' huh?

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[puppy_lancer]

He better give us a good thanks after all our efforts.

[Something along the lines of screeching over the network?]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Oh, I know how he is. He definitely will, and he won't spare anything.

[A huge ragefit on the network. Complete with threats.]

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[puppy_lancer]

I think I can handle him if he ever finds out and wants to thank us in person.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Oh good, because I kinda don't want him to strangle me or throw me again. It wasn't fun the first couple'a times and that was back home.

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[puppy_lancer]

...I guess I have to feed him a couple of knuckle sandwiches when the time comes, huh?

[Strangling kids was not okay in Lancer's book.]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

More'n a couple. Once you see how fat he is, you'll realize it'll take a lot.

[Backhanding them and throwing them wasn't either. Or trying to kill them.]