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WHAT WAS THAT?

Did anyone else see that administrator thing?!

Even Ganondork can't exceed that level of freaky freakiness.

It's like ReDeads except worse.

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Your...mother?

[Sounds like the pirates might be real.]

So being a pirate runs in the family, huh?

Yeah. She was captain before she died and the crew stuck with me when I took over the ship.

[Very real.]

Kind of. We used to be the Royal Family of Hyrule but since Hyrule doesn't exist anymore, we moved on and eventually became pirates.

Oh.

[Now he feels a little bad for mocking her.]

I bet it's more fun for you being a pirate, though.

[He's seen a king's work. It's not fun.]

Way more fun. I can wear comfortable clothes instead'a stuffy dresses, fight and I don't have to fake bein' nice to people that are kinda jerks. Like Ganondork.

You keep referring to that guy. Who is he, anyway?

[Some kind of authority figure? A rival captain?]

He's a freak. He calls himself the Great King of Evil. And he turns into a giant pig but I bet he'd make really gross bacon. He used to try to conquer Hyrule before the Goddesses sank it and kidnapped Zelda. And then me.

Sounds like an ass--jerk.

[Being an ancient Celtic hero, he's not really freaked by the "turn into a giant pig" part.]

He is. A huge jerk.

[And when she says huge, she puffs herself up to look chubby and mimic Ganon. Pirate or not, she's still a kid and gets a kick out of mocking Ganon.]

[He can't contain his amusement and lets a couple chuckles slip out.]

For a King of Evil, it seems he doesn't exercise much. Or is he too busy eating and sleeping in pig mode?

He probably eats a lot'a ice cream an' junk because he's always getting the crap beat outta him by a kid in green.

Wow, he really doesn't live up to his name. Maybe he should just be the King of Ice Cream.

[That makes her laugh.]

I should sneak a bunch'a ice cream into his trunk one day and leave him a note that it's to help him feel like less of a failure!