http://straightupzorra.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2011-09-20 02:27 pm
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[A very pissed off Latina girl, wearing the catsuit provided to her, is gracing your screen for the first time! Have I mentioned she's not very happy with the current situation?]

Look, I don't know whose bright idea it was to kidnap me, but you grabbed the wrong girl. [she waves one hand around] I am from Lima Heights Adjacent, you know what goes on there? It's not pretty. So you best be lettin' me go.

Also this collar has gotta go. I appreciate kinky sex games as much as the next girl, but kidnapping is not the way to go. I'm totally not playing out your stupid fantasies. [she sits back and crosses her arms] You could have just asked.

Oh and one last thing, [she holds up the
Be happy here
note] Was this like terrorists or did Berry just talk about herself too much? This is like the worst practical joke in the history of jokes. Can I go home now?
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[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, Halloween is a holiday where nerds dress up like things like you, and I don't recall asking how you spend your time on the internet.

[identity profile] knightofmind.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what? No, I am a troll! I mean...like, our kind is called trolls...

[identity profile] knightofmind.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Trolls. I'm a troll. And...not just in the internet sense.

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
The hell does that even mean.

[identity profile] knightofmind.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
...You're a human. Human is what you are. I'm a troll. Troll is what I am.

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, are you saying that you're a completely different species?

[identity profile] knightofmind.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. That's what I'm saying.

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You're even crazier than I thought you were.

[identity profile] knightofmind.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[SHUGGOT]

Sorry to say that it's true.

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sayin' that I believe what you be sayin', but tell me about your [pause] species or whatever.

[identity profile] knightofmind.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
But why would you want to know, if you don't believe me?

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[a shrug] I wanna see how far you can take this charade.

[identity profile] knightofmind.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
A charade, you say? Heheh, rude. Well, we have horns, like you can see. And our blood a different for each of us.

You following?
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