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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[A very pissed off Latina girl, wearing the catsuit provided to her, is gracing your screen for the first time! Have I mentioned she's not very happy with the current situation?]

Look, I don't know whose bright idea it was to kidnap me, but you grabbed the wrong girl. [she waves one hand around] I am from Lima Heights Adjacent, you know what goes on there? It's not pretty. So you best be lettin' me go.

Also this collar has gotta go. I appreciate kinky sex games as much as the next girl, but kidnapping is not the way to go. I'm totally not playing out your stupid fantasies. [she sits back and crosses her arms] You could have just asked.

Oh and one last thing, [she holds up the

Be happy here

note] Was this like terrorists or did Berry just talk about herself too much? This is like the worst practical joke in the history of jokes. Can I go home now?

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[Voice]

[skywarddream.livejournal.com]

I don't know who brought all of us here, but we haven't been able to get the collars off. Not yet.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[she scoffs] They're not gonna like, hide the key in some sick place and make us go get it right. I don't play that way.

[skywarddream.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. This is more serious than that.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Then how do you think this goes?

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[lucidmutant.livejournal.com]

[Oh hi, Santana. Your screen is graced with a scary green monster-man.]

I am afraid we are all stuck with the collars for the time being. To my knowledge, they have nothing to do with... procreation. [Something he is rather thankful for.] Regretfully, I must inform you that we are stuck here.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[she leans in closer to get a look at him] The hell happened to you?

[lucidmutant.livejournal.com]

Science.

[Well, it's true, even if it's terribly vague.]

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Some of the ugliest science I've seen. Do you like, scare children wherever you go?

[lucidmutant.livejournal.com]

At home, yes. I have had better luck here, though.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, threats don't convince them of anything. They tend to ignore us.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Well they best be listening to me.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

I wish you the best of luck with it.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

What? Do you not believe that I could make some changes around here?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

[Hay gurl, have a troll.]

...I don't think the collars are for that, really. And...I don't think...complaining works, either.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Did Halloween come early or something? What are you supposed to be?

[knightofmind.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure what...Halloween, is. Not really... But, I'm a troll.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Okay, Halloween is a holiday where nerds dress up like things like you, and I don't recall asking how you spend your time on the internet.

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

[Mao is totally baffled by this entire transmission.]

[So he acts like a jerkass to hide it.]

What makes you so special?

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[She smiles smugly at him and sits back, crossing her arms]

What doesn't make me special?

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

You're a human! How much more un-special does it get?!

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about, of course I'm human.

[fractus-animus.livejournal.com]

[ Have a teenager with blue hair and gray eyes, headphones around his ears. Minato is pretty calm, but then, he always is. He turns down his mp3 player before he speaks. ]

... I wouldn't know what you mean by any of that, but... it's not a joke.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Really? [she looks around a bit as if someone was around her to share in her confusion] What about what I said went over your head. I'll repeat it real slow for you.

[fractus-animus.livejournal.com]

[ ... Welp. ]

... No, thanks.

[ Moving on~ ]

This tower is very dangerous. It is not a joke. Please take it seriously, Miss.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not believing that. This whole thing is a practical joke gone wrong. Can I leave now?