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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[A very pissed off Latina girl, wearing the catsuit provided to her, is gracing your screen for the first time! Have I mentioned she's not very happy with the current situation?]

Look, I don't know whose bright idea it was to kidnap me, but you grabbed the wrong girl. [she waves one hand around] I am from Lima Heights Adjacent, you know what goes on there? It's not pretty. So you best be lettin' me go.

Also this collar has gotta go. I appreciate kinky sex games as much as the next girl, but kidnapping is not the way to go. I'm totally not playing out your stupid fantasies. [she sits back and crosses her arms] You could have just asked.

Oh and one last thing, [she holds up the

Be happy here

note] Was this like terrorists or did Berry just talk about herself too much? This is like the worst practical joke in the history of jokes. Can I go home now?

Comments

lol icon fail?

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

Of course! Why wouldn't I be?

[...Don't answer that.]

whoops =X

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Because it's completely ridiculous? Seriously, where are you from that you've never heard of a kink. Because you don't look like you're ten and if you then I am even more creeped out than I was before.

No, my icon fail. Not yours. XD

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

I'm 1578 years old! [DUH.] ...And besides, where are you from? [He's going to make a mental note to totally crush that world when he gets back to the Netherworld. Because he's definitely getting back to the Netherworld. Obviously.]

oh okay XD

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

I get it, you're like literally crazy right? Room with padded walls crazy. Well, [she speaks slowly] I'm from Earth.

[weirderscience.livejournal.com]

I am not crazy!!

[Pictured: the world's largest and most blatant case of denial.]

And I know you're from Earth! You're a human, where else would you be from?

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that's what I'm trying to say. We are on Earth, the planet is fine and I will be going home soon. You, on the other hand, need to get back to your asylum.