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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[A very pissed off Latina girl, wearing the catsuit provided to her, is gracing your screen for the first time! Have I mentioned she's not very happy with the current situation?]

Look, I don't know whose bright idea it was to kidnap me, but you grabbed the wrong girl. [she waves one hand around] I am from Lima Heights Adjacent, you know what goes on there? It's not pretty. So you best be lettin' me go.

Also this collar has gotta go. I appreciate kinky sex games as much as the next girl, but kidnapping is not the way to go. I'm totally not playing out your stupid fantasies. [she sits back and crosses her arms] You could have just asked.

Oh and one last thing, [she holds up the

Be happy here

note] Was this like terrorists or did Berry just talk about herself too much? This is like the worst practical joke in the history of jokes. Can I go home now?

Comments

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, Canada is a country not a name. That of you have some really crazy parents or the type that name you the place that you were conceived. And excuse me for exploring all options and thinking you weren't all complacent with this whole ideal.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

I...am Canada. The nation as a person.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. Its just hard to believe we would ever go complacent with the people who are here.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

So you're like the president or something? Does Canada even have a president? [she looks baffled for a second] Whatever.