[JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL HE CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS OH GOTT-
Richtofen is bent over the terminal, his head in his folded arm and his shoulders shaking with muffled laughter. His free hand is balled into a fist, and he bangs it regularly against the terminal in a fit of hysterics, which causes him to send an accidental text reply.]
[Laugh as long as you want, Richtofen. Just wait until Ganon actually gets the ice cream! No doubt his rage will be there for public viewing pleasure.]
[Richtofen keeps laughing and banging against the terminal, until eventually the poor abused thing's voice function clicks on. He can be heard laughing hysterically, the keys of the terminal clacking under his fist. The voice feed clicks off again as he first drags his hand over the keyboard, then rests it on top, and another reply is sent.]
[Richtofen lifts his head up, and it's at that point that he realizes he's been sending keysmash over the network. He takes a few shaky breaths to try and compose himself, but all of his exhales come out as giggles. Still trembling with laughter, he tries to type up a proper response.]
I have nor boudt that it will
i can't wait to s ee the look on his face!
O hipe he gets really nagry
Thadt would eb so funny!!!
[He coughs into his fist and wipes away a few tears, then manages to type out something that isn't complete gibberish.]
Well done, child. You've managed to bring some light to this damnable place, at least for a moment.
[Even though Richtofen is technically on Ganondorf's side, he can't stop himself from thinking that this is the most amusing thing he's seen in weeks. He's sure he'll get punched across the Tower if he laughs to his face about all this, but it'll be worth it. His fake loyalty only stretches so far.]
Excellent! I will be listening to hear when he starts screaming his pretty little head off about this.
Thank you for the laugh, child. I needed that.
Auf Wiedersehen!
[Then Richtofen abandons the terminal, cackling as he goes.]
text
Richtofen is bent over the terminal, his head in his folded arm and his shoulders shaking with muffled laughter. His free hand is balled into a fist, and he bangs it regularly against the terminal in a fit of hysterics, which causes him to send an accidental text reply.]
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Re: text
[Laugh as long as you want, Richtofen. Just wait until Ganon actually gets the ice cream! No doubt his rage will be there for public viewing pleasure.]
voice + text
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voice
Just wait 'til we give it to him! That'll be even better!
text
I have nor boudt that it will
i can't wait to s ee the look on his face!
O hipe he gets really nagry
Thadt would eb so funny!!!
[He coughs into his fist and wipes away a few tears, then manages to type out something that isn't complete gibberish.]
Well done, child. You've managed to bring some light to this damnable place, at least for a moment.
[There's a pause, and then...]
But do not take that as a compliment!!
voice
I do what I can to make things a little better. And if it makes Ganondork's life a little worse, bonus points for me~!
[Too late, totally taking it as a compliment. She does what she wants, Richtofen.]
text
Excellent! I will be listening to hear when he starts screaming his pretty little head off about this.
Thank you for the laugh, child. I needed that.
Auf Wiedersehen!
[Then Richtofen abandons the terminal, cackling as he goes.]