albinoidiot: (✖ so now what)
Dante ([personal profile] albinoidiot) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2013-02-02 09:26 am

✖ Dante ✖ Mission one: Video/Action

This is not a good way to go about waking up after a crazy night.

[Dante was perched in his new bed rubbing his head and trying to make sense of the letter that had been left beside him. He gave himself a glance and just groaned: tight white body suits just weren't very fitting. I mean, look at his junk! It doesn't leave much for the imagination... not that he cared.]

All right, guys. Very funny. Is this supposed to be a joke because I totally fell for it. My head hurts, I feel a little woozy, and this jumpsuit is cutting all circulation to where I really need it. Who the hell even picked this out? Why did you choose white? It's going to give someone a rash, you can't walk with this thing on...

[He mumbled a few more things before lunging a few times in the suit. Yep. All that squeaky sure was funny.]

So let me guess, was I drunk and that's why you bastards decided to drag me here? I better be wearing something underneath this suit. You don't touch another man's junk unless you're going to go all the way with him...
crouching_sin: (a gentleman and a scholar)

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[personal profile] crouching_sin 2013-02-02 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Time to lock this.]

You do realize he's hitting on you, right?
technologic: (❦ Of the end of the world)

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[personal profile] technologic 2013-02-02 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He's... what? [Aka, nope.]
crouching_sin: (facepalm.jpg)

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[personal profile] crouching_sin 2013-02-02 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Court you? Woo you? Though given how he looks and speaks, probably more of a one-night stand.

He thinks you're attractive.

[Not that he sees this as a bad thing, but he knows how clueless April can be...]
technologic: (❦ Of the end of the world)

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[personal profile] technologic 2013-02-02 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Staaaare. And then cue some awkward laughter.] 'Attractive'? N-no way.