✖ Dante ✖ Mission one: Video/Action

[albinoidiot]

This is not a good way to go about waking up after a crazy night.

[Dante was perched in his new bed rubbing his head and trying to make sense of the letter that had been left beside him. He gave himself a glance and just groaned: tight white body suits just weren't very fitting. I mean, look at his junk! It doesn't leave much for the imagination... not that he cared.]

All right, guys. Very funny. Is this supposed to be a joke because I totally fell for it. My head hurts, I feel a little woozy, and this jumpsuit is cutting all circulation to where I really need it. Who the hell even picked this out? Why did you choose white? It's going to give someone a rash, you can't walk with this thing on...

[He mumbled a few more things before lunging a few times in the suit. Yep. All that squeaky sure was funny.]

So let me guess, was I drunk and that's why you bastards decided to drag me here? I better be wearing something underneath this suit. You don't touch another man's junk unless you're going to go all the way with him...

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[technologic]

]And there's soon one uncertain looking redhead on the video feed.] ... Ah, it's not a joke, and you'll have to ask the admins why they stick us in those suits when we get brought here.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

[A red-head? Sure. Dante can live with a red-head. He smirked.]

You can actually talk to the people responsible?

[Video]

[technologic]

Um... Sometimes. They very rarely make public appearances, but you can send them notes. The answers you get vary depending on who is in charge that month, though.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

So now there's more than one. This sure is one crazy party.

[Video]

[technologic]

[She chuckles quietly.] 'Crazy' would be a good way to put it. There are five of them in charge here; Dax, Riki, Jason, Ruana and Zo.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

So is there anything else I should know? You're not very good at this whole 'introduction' thing. [And he'll just... lunge again making his suit squeak. He is being silly.]

[Video]

[technologic]

[She huffs another laugh and leans back in her seat slightly.] I've got a bad habit of info gushing, so I'm trying to tone it back a bit. Buuut if you insist... [She rubs the back of her neck as she thinks of where to start.]

... So, for starters, you're in the 'Tower of Animus'. That note you got says that you're here because your world got destroyed, but personally I think that's bullshit. Every month there's some sort of... experiment or event that takes place here, and these can range from weird to potentially fatal, depending on who is conducting it. And there's also the monsters that roam around the tower, with the more dangerous ones coming out at night, along with there being floors in the tower that are also dangerous in general.

[Pause.]

Also, you have to eat the oatmeal in the cafeteria first, or else you throw up anything else you try to eat. And you should find some of your stuff in the trunk at the end of the bed.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

You see? This is what I call information. [He moves over to his trunk and, yep! There's his clothes! He starts pulling them out.]

Where can I get this lame oatmeal? I don't want to starve.

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[nonacquiescent]

[All that squeaking did a good job waking Waver up, these rooms are small, man, you can't go making all that noise if you don't want an angry roommate.]

What do you think you're doing?! It's early, be quiet!

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[albinoidiot]

[Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just wake you? Was I being a little obnoxious? What a pity. Let me just move over here and.... LUNGE A BIT MORE TO GET ALL THE SQUEAKING GOING!]

That better?

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[nonacquiescent]

No!! Quit it! You think you're funny or something?!

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[albinoidiot]

Why yes, yes I do find myself a little entertaining. Stop being so moody. I'm just trying to cheer up here, just got here and all.

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[nonacquiescent]

So you're full of yourself, great.

[And you're not, Waver? Yeah...]

I don't care if you just got here, can't you have some consideration for the rest of us?

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[albinoidiot]

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. We clearly started off on the wrong foot. [Squeak.] The name's Dante. What's yours?

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[nonacquiescent]

[the squeaking]

...Fine. Waver Velvet. I've been here a few months, so I guess if you need help or whatever...

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[hemoeroticism]

Aha, I agree... skin-tight white clothing doesn't quite suit you. ✩

[ Creepy? Sure. But it's more directed at someone else rather than Dante. ]

[ video ]

[albinoidiot]

The problem is that the suit is white. I can't wear white and I can't wear black. I'm just too pale for it but I do look good [Squeak, squeak!]

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[hemoeroticism]

[ He doesn't quite agree there. He knows three actual albinos, red eyes and all. One of them used to wear all white all the time, and the other two wear black suits with ties. ]

That's the only problem? ✩ Weren't you just complaining about it being too tight?

[ He didn't quite mind when he was wearing his for all of five minutes. He's relatively scrawny, and it held the stitches in place.

And why's he being so nice? ]

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[albinoidiot]

Yeah, that's true, but the ladies get a nice peek, don't they? I can take a little bit of cutting circulation if it gets me a girl. Not like I need it to catch the attention but the ladies but it sure gets the young shy ones blushing...

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[hemoeroticism]

I guess that's true. [ It explains why Crow seems to dislike wearing shirts. And being underground, the air conditioner was always on. It could get pretty chilly down there. ]

But, aha~ ✩ I think you'll find some of the girls here are impressed by something a bit more feral.

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[albinoidiot]

What's that supposed to mean? Chicks are freaks here?

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[hemoeroticism]

Ha... Freak, eh? What's a freak but someone others find scary or strange? ✩ See, that's the entire idea of where I came from. Even if I died and the Wretched Egg was put back in her cage, nothing was ever gonna go back to normal again. I like it better here. We're all strange here.

[Video] Oh gosh, Dante XD

[loves_spirits]

Well, that was an original reaction, at least.

[Lucy feels for the poor guy, even though she doesn't like his attitude that much.]

I don't know if there is a better way of saying this, but the rumors are that we have been somehow kidnapped. Also... [Pause.] your world might have been destroyed. I know this sounds way out of place, but... I cannot tell you anything else, since I am also trapped here. Oh and, this place is called Tower of Animus.

[Sorry, Dante. Lucy is a liiiittle bit talkative.]

[Video]He lives to make everyone uncomfortable

[albinoidiot]

You know, I wouldn't mind a talkative girl if she could tell me some good news for a change. How about something positive, beautiful. Don't you think I feel low enough right now to hear that?

[Video] Ffff, indeed. It's great to see Dante here. o/

[loves_spirits]

[Dante really doesn't look like he's low. Besides, why does she get womanizing vibes? :| Actually, she does know that she's good looking, but...]

Well, I can't think of a positive thing at the moment. Oh, I'm Lucy, by the way. Glad to meet you!