✖ Dante ✖ Mission one: Video/Action

[albinoidiot]

This is not a good way to go about waking up after a crazy night.

[Dante was perched in his new bed rubbing his head and trying to make sense of the letter that had been left beside him. He gave himself a glance and just groaned: tight white body suits just weren't very fitting. I mean, look at his junk! It doesn't leave much for the imagination... not that he cared.]

All right, guys. Very funny. Is this supposed to be a joke because I totally fell for it. My head hurts, I feel a little woozy, and this jumpsuit is cutting all circulation to where I really need it. Who the hell even picked this out? Why did you choose white? It's going to give someone a rash, you can't walk with this thing on...

[He mumbled a few more things before lunging a few times in the suit. Yep. All that squeaky sure was funny.]

So let me guess, was I drunk and that's why you bastards decided to drag me here? I better be wearing something underneath this suit. You don't touch another man's junk unless you're going to go all the way with him...

Comments

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[nonacquiescent]

[All that squeaking did a good job waking Waver up, these rooms are small, man, you can't go making all that noise if you don't want an angry roommate.]

What do you think you're doing?! It's early, be quiet!

Action

[albinoidiot]

[Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just wake you? Was I being a little obnoxious? What a pity. Let me just move over here and.... LUNGE A BIT MORE TO GET ALL THE SQUEAKING GOING!]

That better?

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[nonacquiescent]

No!! Quit it! You think you're funny or something?!

Action

[albinoidiot]

Why yes, yes I do find myself a little entertaining. Stop being so moody. I'm just trying to cheer up here, just got here and all.

Action

[nonacquiescent]

So you're full of yourself, great.

[And you're not, Waver? Yeah...]

I don't care if you just got here, can't you have some consideration for the rest of us?

Action

[albinoidiot]

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. We clearly started off on the wrong foot. [Squeak.] The name's Dante. What's yours?

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[nonacquiescent]

[the squeaking]

...Fine. Waver Velvet. I've been here a few months, so I guess if you need help or whatever...

Action

[albinoidiot]

You see? That's a lot better. [He'll squeak some more as he totally takes over your bed.] Is there a way out?

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[nonacquiescent]

Do you think we would be here if there was?

[And don't think Waver's cool with having his bed taken over by some jerk he just met.]

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[albinoidiot]

It's an honest question.

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[nonacquiescent]

So then I really have to spell it out for you, no, there isn't, the administrators make sure of it.

Action

[albinoidiot]

You see? Now was that so hard?

Action

[nonacquiescent]

No, but it was stupid to have to repeat myself.

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[albinoidiot]

No it wasn't. I've got an excuse, stop being such a dick.

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[nonacquiescent]

Uh huh, and what's your excuse, exactly?

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[albinoidiot]

I'm new, I'm scared, my senses are distorted? Pick one. [All a damned lie. He's just naturally obnoxious.]

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[nonacquiescent]

Uh huh... Somehow I don't believe any of that.