animus_network | ✖ Dante ✖ Mission one: Video/Action

This is not a good way to go about waking up after a crazy night.

[Dante was perched in his new bed rubbing his head and trying to make sense of the letter that had been left beside him. He gave himself a glance and just groaned: tight white body suits just weren't very fitting. I mean, look at his junk! It doesn't leave much for the imagination... not that he cared.]

All right, guys. Very funny. Is this supposed to be a joke because I totally fell for it. My head hurts, I feel a little woozy, and this jumpsuit is cutting all circulation to where I really need it. Who the hell even picked this out? Why did you choose white? It's going to give someone a rash, you can't walk with this thing on...

[He mumbled a few more things before lunging a few times in the suit. Yep. All that squeaky sure was funny.]

So let me guess, was I drunk and that's why you bastards decided to drag me here? I better be wearing something underneath this suit. You don't touch another man's junk unless you're going to go all the way with him...

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I guess that's true. [ It explains why Crow seems to dislike wearing shirts. And being underground, the air conditioner was always on. It could get pretty chilly down there. ]

But, aha~ ✩ I think you'll find some of the girls here are impressed by something a bit more feral.

What's that supposed to mean? Chicks are freaks here?

Ha... Freak, eh? What's a freak but someone others find scary or strange? ✩ See, that's the entire idea of where I came from. Even if I died and the Wretched Egg was put back in her cage, nothing was ever gonna go back to normal again. I like it better here. We're all strange here.

....okaaaaaaay.

I don't think we're on the same page right now. I'm asking about the chicks HERE.

So am I. ✩ Aha, like I said. We're all strange here. Some more than others. ✩

It won't be hard to get their attention. It's just the reactions you should be worried about! ✩

You know what, stop talking. My bad. How about you take me somewhere. You're a little creepy but I like that.

I'll take that as a compliment. ✩ [ Besides, if he thought he was creepy, he should meet Wretched Egg. Though her brand of creepy is something else entirely. ]

Like where?

You tell me, where does a creeper of your caliber like to go hang out in this dump?

Well, that depends. ✩ Do you wanna kill something, or are you hungry? Or just looking to socialize?

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