✖ Dante ✖ Mission one: Video/Action

[albinoidiot]

This is not a good way to go about waking up after a crazy night.

[Dante was perched in his new bed rubbing his head and trying to make sense of the letter that had been left beside him. He gave himself a glance and just groaned: tight white body suits just weren't very fitting. I mean, look at his junk! It doesn't leave much for the imagination... not that he cared.]

All right, guys. Very funny. Is this supposed to be a joke because I totally fell for it. My head hurts, I feel a little woozy, and this jumpsuit is cutting all circulation to where I really need it. Who the hell even picked this out? Why did you choose white? It's going to give someone a rash, you can't walk with this thing on...

[He mumbled a few more things before lunging a few times in the suit. Yep. All that squeaky sure was funny.]

So let me guess, was I drunk and that's why you bastards decided to drag me here? I better be wearing something underneath this suit. You don't touch another man's junk unless you're going to go all the way with him...

Comments

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Don't tell me what to do. Your friend better not be here or else after I rip him a new one, I'll be coming for you.

[Video]

[alephbet]

As if you could beat either of us in a fight.

[If you'd had this conversation before Lucifer left the tower, he'd have let it go. With Lucifer who knows where, on their old ruined world, dead, possibly gone forever? Aleph is not in the best of moods.]

[Video] - I am so sorry.... he killed his mom man ;;

[albinoidiot]

My dad kicked his ass once, didn't he tell you mister 'best friend'? Apparently locking him two-thousand years in a cage wasn't enough. I'll make his retirement permanent.

[Video] Aleph's just pissy, don't mind him.

[alephbet]

Don't expect anyone to be impressed by what your dad can do when it's not him in the fight.

[Video]

[albinoidiot]

Ever heard that saying the apple never falls far from the tree? I warned you. Don't get in my way.

[Video]

[alephbet]

Don't get in mine.

[He's hanging up on you. Asshole.]