[Text]

[alephbet]

I need to spar with someone.

Floor of your choice. I'll be using my sword only - I don't waste bullets on people - and my demons will only come out if there's deadly intent, which will not end well for you so I really don't recommend it.

-Aleph

[Lucifer can handle anyone who insults him by himself - except now that he's gone.]

Comments

[Action]

[alephbet]

[That he can block, though he's got a killer headache now. Nothing a Diaharan won't fix.]

I guess that was a little dirty.

[Action]

[technologic]

[She huffs at him in reply, not looking at all affected by her headbutting. Though she's just hiding the fact that she's also got a major headache.]

If I can't walk tomorrow, I blame you.

[And gonna be directing her machete at his sword arm again.]

[Action]

[alephbet]

I'll just carry you around.

[He tries to elbow her in the gut.]

[Action]

[technologic]

[No April, don't get flustered, this is not the time-

Oh shit, backing away from that.]

Y-you don't have to do that.

[And aiming a stab at his side.]

[Action]

[alephbet]

Maybe I'd like to?

[Taking the stab as he moves to slice at her side.]

[Action]

[technologic]

[Noooo, don't blush, don't blush- Too late.]

W-why would you like to?

[Okay, sword coming at side, clearly best plan is to move her free hand to block it. Luckily her gloves provide some protection, but yeah that hurts.]

[Action]

[alephbet]

Are we going to flirt or fight, April? I'm not good at doing both at once.

[Action]

[technologic]

Hey, y-you started it! [Yep, she's gone red now. But while one leg might not work anymore, it doesn't mean the other doesn't, and April twists herself to aim a knee at his sword arm.]

[Action]

[alephbet]

[Ow.] Maybe we should pause to flirt better.

[Action]

[technologic]

[Wait what-] W-what?

[Action]

[alephbet]

I just feel like this isn't going to work well if we're distracted.

[Action]

[technologic]

T-then we just won't talk, that'll work.

[Action]

[alephbet]

But I like talking to you.

[Action]

[technologic]

[And she turns even more red.] B-b-but it's not g-gonna help you blow off some steam...

Re: [Action]

[alephbet]

Maybe it would?

[Aleph shut up.]

[Action]

[technologic]

H-how would it? Y-you would just be talking to me, a-and you can easily talk to other people.

[Action]

[alephbet]

I wouldn't carry a lot of them around.

[Action]

[technologic]

[Congrats Aleph, you got April to make a verbal keysmash, before she covers her mouth with her uninjured hand and shifts her feet in embarrassment.]

[Action]

[alephbet]

[He sheathes his sword and, coming a bit closer, tries to pick her up.]

[Action]

[technologic]

[Of course, with her bad leg making it hard to move, she can't really back away.] A-ah, hey, w-w-what are you doing?

[Action]

[alephbet]

Sweeping you off your feet.

[Action]

[technologic]

[Blink blink at him, and then she shifts nervously in his arms.] W-well, I think you've done t-that, then.

[Action]

[alephbet]

Great. Where do you want to go next?

[Action]

[technologic]

H-huh? I-I don't know, u-um... [Think, think.] ... Is there a-anywhere you want to go?

[Action]

[alephbet]

Not really. But since I'm acting as your mode of transportation, I should probably ask you first.