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[hellacious]

okay so two things and I'm gonna try and keep this simple
because otherwise I seriously worry how many of you are actually going to pay attention past this sentence

okay so number one-
anyone else a little worried about how excited this Ruana kid is about all this lovey-dovey stuff
everyone else saw her little show at the wedding right?
and now this hot pink and red mess of meals
not to mention all these candy hearts everywhere
none of that's sounding the fucking klaxons of 'danger, danger Will Robinson' for the rest of you?

I'm asking just in case anyone starts catching any inapprops feelings for anyone else
so I can kick back, grab some candy heart pancakes and chant 'I told you so' to the tune of Amazing Grace


number two-
can I get a Strider role call?
hell, Lalondes too why not, let's go

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[tentacletrainer]

I admit, the festive meals do worry me just a tad.
Who puts candy inside of food like sandwiches?
I can almost taste the cliche mind control plot as I type.

And I suppose I will be raising my hand for this role call of yours.
Rose Lalonde, calls the teacher.
Here, I respond solemnly from my desk.

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[hellacious]

don't get me started on that shit
ruining the sanctity of burgers everywhere with all that candy
if they ruin 'em with mind control too I might have to cut a bitch


but attendance verified RoLal junior
try not to let your attendance record get to your head

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[tentacletrainer]

I would be surprised if they hadn't already ruined them with mind control, but a holiday like Valentine's seems like a very grand opportunity to give it a try, don't you think?

Of course not, teacher.
I will be on my bestest best behavior at all times.

[heirterosexual]

the sheer amount of sugar we are being expected to intake is giving me horrific flashbacks.
i can practically taste birthday cake icing every time i inhale.
it's awful.

[hellacious]

calm down Egbert, just don't go to breakfast
and try to avoid the hearts in your lunch
otherwise you might not make it through the month

[heirterosexual]

nope, the smell has permeated the very walls of the tower.
it's everywhere. you can't escape it.

{John stop being ridiculous.]

[hachitaro]

I wasn't at the wedding.

... But I like all the sugar.

[Yes but you're not human, Taro. You don't count.]

[hellacious]

then you carry right on in your bliss
I'm sure someone will warn you when shit starts going down
if, you know, they can remember to

[hachitaro]

One of my friends said that I was so constantly hyper that sugar really wouldn't affect me.

... She came home to paint splattered all over the apartment that day.

[Taro what.]

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[doesnotgetit]

There was a Halloween-themed experiment during October, so I wouldn't be surprised if all this was leading up to something creepy for Valentine's Day.

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[hellacious]

oh cool so I'm not entirely off
good to know
now I just gotta wonder how fucking crazy they're gonna go for V-Day

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[doesnotgetit]

Who knows. If they make a holiday that's all about candy and costumes into something pretty horrifying, I don't know what they could have planned for a holiday all about love. Maybe they'll try and make everyone fall in love with their worst enemies or something like that.

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[grimgrimoire]

It does seem a bit... exaggerated.

What about this, exactly, is setting so many warning bells off in your head? I have unfortunately never witnessed the handiwork of 'Ruana' before, to my knowledge, so I would love to hear about it.

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[hellacious]

what, you mean the sudden abundance of food after two months of barely anything decent to eat ain't enough?
or the fact that the other resident assholes of the tower personnel seem scared shitless of her?
seems like good enough reason to wonder to me

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[grimgrimoire]

Good points. As I understand it the tower tends to change ownership, so I'd just thought a new month meant there was a new administrator who was more festive than the others. I'd heard of Ruana's reputation from the conversation we saw on the network, but they neglected to mention anything about what she has actually done, which leaves my second question unanswered.

[idolizer]

I wasn't at the wedding, but I heard some scary things about Ruana, especially what she's done in Halloween.

The meals in general unsettle me a lot, and I have a bad feeling about this.

[hellacious]

ding, ding, my point exactly
girlie seemed a little too cheery about all this 'love' and junk to me
even just in that post that happened

the candy hearts in everything are killin' my appetite
ain't really a fan of sugar in my meat

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[sageprincess]

Last February, sweets that would warp the mind were laced into our food. Consuming the tainted sweets would result in wanting to take sadistic pleasure in harming others, wishing to cut out someone's heart, wanting nothing but to stalk the first person one came into contact with, etc.

In short, yes, it is sounding "klaxons," as you put it, and I would take care in indulging in those heart-shaped pancakes.

[Hey, guess who has been here for way too fucking long.]

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[hellacious]

oh
well if that's not fan-fucking-tastic then I don't know what is

kinda making me rethink the sheer amount of pancakes I had for breakfast, that's for sure

[Excuse her, Zelda. Humor as a defense mechanism, etc.]

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[alephbet]

I should apologize to my girlfriend in advance, maybe.

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[hellacious]

probably a good idea bro

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[relinquishing]

She seems to be going a little overboard with the heart theme, yeah, although I didn't hear about the wedding.

Why, do you think she's done something to the food besides making it slightly harder to eat?

[Guess who's never heard of Valentine's Day?]

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[hellacious]

the heart theme is cause of a holiday
but she is going pretty crazy over 'em


and nothing yet, that I've noticed
let you know if that changes though

[knightime]

theyre ruining candy for me
this shit is fucking cray

[Haha, he died twice because of Valentine's Day and October was not a good month for him and he's not going to even mention it.]

you want something?

[hellacious]

pretty sure before this is over they'll have ruined it for everybody

making sure you're good is all
can't be too careful and everything

[In other words, she trusts Ruana's good will as far as she can throw the bitch.]