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[Video] Sign it, Seal it, Deliver it!

[Gilbert shows up on the screen with the borderline goofiest grin ever. Seems he's about to make himself look like an idiot again.]

Hey, everybody! I was exploring the new floors, and guess what I found? The mailroom! [Gilbert, that's not a new discovery anymore.]

Anyway, you know how everyone has a mailbox there, right? Well, I asked around and I got mine! It's number 0935! I'll say it again- zero nine three five!

Why am I mentioning this? Because I want you to send me mail! That's all there is to it! Send me letters, send me packages, send me whatever you'd like!

One last time now! Zero! Nine! Three! Five! [With each number, he does the corresponding hand gestures.] I look forward to seeing what you send me!

[If you actually want to send Gilbert something, his mailbox is here.]

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Yay! I'll send you mail!

[It would be like a penpal.]

why?

Looking forward to it! I'm Gilbert, by the way. Nice to meet you!

Because! It'll be fun for everyone! I get letters, I send them back, everyone's happy.

Hey~. I'm Rei! It's great to meet you too!

we don't even know each other
just randomly text people if you wanna talk to them

[Lancer is currently too sick to have any interest in this weird idea.]

It's great to see people who have an interest in writing and sending letters, Prussia! I'll send you lots of mail, if you want. My box number is 002, so don't forget to send me mail too, alright?!

Is that so? That sounds very useful!

[Hey, wait a minute... now that he thinks about it...]

But... what sort of things would somebody need to deliver when everyone's rooms are so close together and easy to find?

I found it two days ago, myself. Mine is 0058. I'm not certain what I would send you, but these will be useful for ensuring only the recipient gets what you want to send. In all the...more questionable levels, Riki has given us something good.

Are you goiing to 2end 2tuff back to everyone who giive2 you maiil?

So, Rei, how long have you been in the tower? It's only been a few months for me.

Don't be such a spoilsport! There's something special about getting mail that you just can't get over the network. Call me old-fashioned or whatever, but it's true!

Just 002? Are you missing a number? And yeah! I'll definitely send you mail! You got it!

what would i even say to you

Me too. I've only been here since around Halloween with the pretty costumes.

Yeah! If you can't find someone to give them something, you just put it in their mailbox. Definitely a highlight.

Speaking of questionable levels, have you seen the organ floor? Ew.

Hmm... you know, I don't know. But just in case someone doesn't really stay in their rooms... that mailbox is a consistent place to contact them, at least.

I can't make any promises, but I'll try!

Oh no! You're right..a zero got cut off there. I'm sorry..but I guess, in the end, it doesn't matter. I still have the second mailbox. It's easy to find..

And thank! I'll be looking forward to that! It's always great to get mail!

The organ... *Oh. That one. Enoch shudders.*

I can't even begin to imagine what he was thinking...

I see! Yes, that makes sense.

Very well, I will send you something to make sure it works!

Okay. Maybe II'll 2end you 2omethiing iin exchange for 2omethiing el2e, then.

That's when I arrived, too! But I wouldn't say those costumes were pretty. I saw what they did to one of my friends. It wasn't pretty.

Anything you'd like! Tell me about yourself, your world, what you've been doing in the tower... things like that.

I know. It does bad stuff to you if you die while wearing it.

that's not something i wanna just tell to a stranger

Oh. Well, definitely easy to find then. And tell me about it. It's been a looooong time since I got mail that wasn't crap.

Great! I look forward to it!

I'd say "oh, maybe we could get meat from it," but I seriously doubt any of that is edible. It's probably poisoned or something.

Hmm... but what should I send you, then? I'm not the best at picking out gifts.

Junk mail is pretty terrible! I don't get it back home, but it is just a waste.

I would rather cut my meat from the outside of something...and know what it is I'm cutting it from.

II don't know. 2omethiing that your kiind normally 2end2 a2 giift2?

[Anything he receives would be hoarded away regardless of what it is.]

"Bad stuff" is kind of an understatement. I saw a kid... he looked like he'd been skinned. And he was just a kid! The things these tower people do, man...

You're a real wet blanket, you know that? Seriously, you don't want to tell anyone anything, even as a means of introduction?

It's called "junk mail" for a reason, of course.

That's a good point. Any number of things could be wrong with mystery meat.

Hmm... my first thought is food, but you can always get that from the cafeteria. This is tough.

[She makes a face.]

Ew. I didn't get off so bad. I was just a kitty.

[She shrugs.]

There's really bad stuff and some really good stuff. All I can say is that the Tower is...different.

i tell them stuff if i like them
don't know if i like you

Of course..but you know, now that I think of it, there might be a few people who enjoy junk mail.

II would liike to try more human food, though.

It's one of the reasons I won't hunt monsters.

*Well, he may be desperate enough someday...*

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