[Video] Sign it, Seal it, Deliver it!

[mostremaining]

[Gilbert shows up on the screen with the borderline goofiest grin ever. Seems he's about to make himself look like an idiot again.]

Hey, everybody! I was exploring the new floors, and guess what I found? The mailroom! [Gilbert, that's not a new discovery anymore.]

Anyway, you know how everyone has a mailbox there, right? Well, I asked around and I got mine! It's number 0935! I'll say it again- zero nine three five!

Why am I mentioning this? Because I want you to send me mail! That's all there is to it! Send me letters, send me packages, send me whatever you'd like!

One last time now! Zero! Nine! Three! Five! [With each number, he does the corresponding hand gestures.] I look forward to seeing what you send me!

[If you actually want to send Gilbert something, his mailbox is here.]

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[mostremaining]

Because! It'll be fun for everyone! I get letters, I send them back, everyone's happy.

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[puppy_lancer]

we don't even know each other
just randomly text people if you wanna talk to them

[Lancer is currently too sick to have any interest in this weird idea.]

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[mostremaining]

Don't be such a spoilsport! There's something special about getting mail that you just can't get over the network. Call me old-fashioned or whatever, but it's true!

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[puppy_lancer]

what would i even say to you

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[mostremaining]

Anything you'd like! Tell me about yourself, your world, what you've been doing in the tower... things like that.

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[puppy_lancer]

that's not something i wanna just tell to a stranger

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[mostremaining]

You're a real wet blanket, you know that? Seriously, you don't want to tell anyone anything, even as a means of introduction?

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[puppy_lancer]

i tell them stuff if i like them
don't know if i like you