004 || [video] directed at the admins but basically unlocked

[morituramfides]

[When the video turns on, it flickers to show Jin standing in front of the computer, bringing his hand down to stab something into the table in front of the computer terminal for the webcam to see. When he moves his hand, it's revealed to be a bloodied scalpel-- the blood's dried by now, but a savvy observer could tell that the blood hasn't been there for that long. In fact, it looks relatively fresh.

This is probably why Jin is looking so pissed off into the video viewer, the crack in the corner of his glasses widening since the last time anyone saw him.]

I'm not surprised that you bastards have such a shitty sense of humor. [For anyone that knew Jin, he was being...surprisingly, calm for how absolutely seething he was.]

I haven't even done anything in the last month. But if you're gonna keep rubbing this in my face--

[And here he reaches forward to pull the scalpel back out of where it was stuck as the video feed glitches slightly.] --Then I'm gonna make sure this "present" counts. Just you wait.

[He tightens his grip on the knife, and looks like he's about to stab it into the monitor like the rampant vandalism he committed the first day he came here-- but surprisingly makes a better judgment, and just turns the feed off.

He's got a scalpel with your name on it, Jason.]

Comments

[caliginous]

[Karkat is feeling a little lucky, all things considered. He's fine with his tree branch.]

YOU OBVIOUSLY PISSED SOMEONE OFF.
JUST DON'T BRING THE ANGRY MURDERER HOME.
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

[aka bro, if you bring that scalpel into the room, you better do some voodoo ritual shit on it first to make sure Captain Cinnamon Claws doesn't decide to use it in the middle of the night.]

[morituramfides]

Normally I'd give you that, but I haven't done shit all in the past month. It's not like it was MY idea to learn a wealth of anatomical knowledge in less than a week.

[~fuck u bro~]

Well I'm not just gonna leave it in the mailbox, in case they decide to add a kidney to it.]

[caliginous]

W8.
IT WASN'T????????

[caliginous]

YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY JUST GONNA STOCKPILE A BLOODY PAN SCRUBBER IN OUR ROOM?

[morituramfides]

Considering who we're dealing with, I would've expect more of a lung, to be honest.

[He's not even gonna try and decipher your dumb alien anatomy goddamn.]

Yep. You keep a teddy bear that used to posses in our room no problem, and you're telling me you're afraid of a scalpel?

[caliginous]

ITS NOT THE SCALPEL I'M *CONCERNED* ABOUT.
*CONCERNED*, YOU BUCK-TOOTHED, PINK-SKINNED PLEEB.
IT ALREADY HAS BLOOD ON IT.
THEY'RE PUSHING THE MURDER WEAPON ON YOU.

[morituramfides]

Right. "Concerned."
Who cares? It's not like anyone's gonna knock down the door to launch a murder investigation.

...Did you just call me a peasant?

[caliginous]

AN INVESTIG8TION????????
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS?
I'M TALKING ABOUT CYCLES OF REVENGE.

AND IF I DID, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

[morituramfides]

Avoiding a cycle of revenge flew out the door the minute got ushered into those pods.

I'm just amazed that people like you that think using that language is cool actually exist.

[caliginous]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SQUEAKBEAST'S ASS IF ITS ~*~*COOL*~*~ OR NOT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET.
BUT WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC.

JUST DON'T GET ME CAUGHT UP IN THAT HOOFBEAST SHIT AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO.

[He will sick the bear on you Jin, even if it hasn't actually acted up since it killed Terezi.]

[morituramfides]

The fact that you're trying so hard to convince us that you don't care is just defeating your point even more.

Trust me, you're basically the LAST person I'd go to for advice on this shit. I've already got my hand in the revenge business anyway.
But if you get caught in the crossfire, that's not my problem.

[Seriously dude he will burn your bear]