009 ❀ Pleasure to meet you, preapre to bleed [video]

[floreatnoctem]

If I see one more post about surveys or information, I will not hesitate to set the perpetrators on fire. You have been warned. And if you don't think I'm serious, that's your mistake.

That said, if anyone would like a meal cooked without candy hearts in it, please let me know and I'll see what I can do for you. In a similar vein, if anyone needs clothing made or fixed, I will be glad to do that as well- anyone who went to the wedding saw my handiwork on the bride.

[Her impassive tone turns slightly cold, eyes narrowing.]

And to anyone who has recently arrived, my name is Chidori Yoshino, and if you so much as think about laying a hand on Ken Amada, Jin Shirato, Koromaru-san, Dave Strider, or [a millisecond's hesitation] Naoya Todou, I would suggest you reconsider-- because I will know, and you will not like what happens.

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[anontext]

[looselips]

watch out, we've got a badass over here.

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[floreatnoctem]

Is this the part where I'm meant to be apologetic or embarrassed?

permatext permanon etcetc

[looselips]

maybe the part where you pull your head out of your own ass, but I guess that might be asking for too much.

[floreatnoctem]

Your opinion is noted and not even remotely considered important.

[looselips]

so is this the part where I'M supposed to be speechless at your piercing wit and ice queen attitude? because I am, just not in the way I'm sure you want me to be.

[floreatnoctem]

No, this is the part where you stop responding because I honestly do not care.

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[prayed]

[Right. So she doesn't care about most of that, but...]

So, what do you charge for all that?

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[floreatnoctem]

Not being a moron, for starters.

[Rolling her eyes so hard.]

Depends what you have to offer, really.

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[prayed]

[wow, rude!! she hasn't even done anything yet.]

That first thing just comes naturally, y'know. [She considers for a few seconds, though.] Hmm. All the stuff I got from home's completely worthless, but as long as it's in the tower I should be able to get it for you. I dunno about making 'em from scratch, but I could probably fix up or modify any weapons.

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[floreatnoctem]

[She didn't mean that you are one. She just hopes you aren't.]

Then that's one down.

[She considers.]

What kind of weapons can you fix?

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[prayed]

As long as it's a melee weapon I should be able to fix it, but I don't know how much I'd be able to do about more complicated things like guns.

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[cullscuttlefish]

Your work at the wedding was stunning.

And - anything happens to Ken or Dave, or - or hell, anyone - and you need any backup? Just tell me. You've got it. I'm sick and tired of this place messing with people that don't need to be messed with.

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[floreatnoctem]

Thank you. I only wish I'd had more to work with before then.

[Because now there's a whole floor full of fabric and the itch she has to start projects is astounding.]

Thank you- and really, the offer is likewise extended.

[A pause and then hesitantly-]

I saw about your quadrantmate- it is quite unfortunate, all things considered.

[And Valentine's Day being soon can't be helping.]

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[cullscuttlefish]

It's ironic that now there's a whole floor full of fabric, isn't it? It figures...

[Feferi nods.]

It's very much appreciated.

[And a long pause.]

I...I'm dealing. I can't say I'm dealing very well, but...

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[floreatnoctem]

They do like to make things more difficult than they have to be.

[Chidori frowns a little, and shakes her head.]

I understand. It's difficult, not knowing what happens to the people you care for if they're not here anymore.

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

Nice t' meet ya, Chidori. That's a pretty name.

[Smilesmilesmile. This is one very chipper robot.]

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[floreatnoctem]

Is it.

[Not really a question, but Chidori is more interested in that weird cover on your neck and the lack of ears because if that's not familiar-]

Who are you?

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

My name's Labrys. I'm kinda a friend a' Koromaru's and Naoya's.

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[floreatnoctem]

I see- allow me to rephrase... did S.E.E.S. adopt yet another robot?

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[fuhgeddaboudit]

[She tilted her head at that; the term was only vaguely familiar, Labrys thinking she must have only heard it once or twice before.]

I ain't sure. I guess ya could say I work for Mitsuru, back home...that name don't sound like one I really know, though.

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[chainsawn]

You don't like the meals with hearts in them..?

[ Might as well have some discussion that isn't about all the weird stuff on the network at the moment. Urotsuki doesn't get it either way. ]

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[floreatnoctem]

They ruin the taste of everything.

[Plus, they're just unpleasant in the wrong kind of food.]

[chainsawn]

I don't know, I think they look a little cute. It's interesting to see how much effort they put into the food they make for us..

[floreatnoctem]

It's not about the looks really- besides, they don't really put that much effort into things.

[She should know, she works in the kitchen.]

[chainsawn]

.. Huh? They don't..? [ She blinks as if it's confusing news for her. ]

Even when they make heart-shaped food?