[Anon Text]

[tentacletrainer]

Dr. Mouse here. You may not know me, but I am certainly coming to know all of you. And I'm observing a lot of tension in the air as of recently. Recently being within the past twenty four hours.

Oh goodness.

Now, from all I'm gathering this is over some simple information gathering from your fellow tower goers, correct? Perhaps you should explain it to me a little better if not. I promise I'm a very patient person and am willing to listen as long as needed until I understand your situation. But if I am correct, is it really the surveys that are causing your aggravation? Are these simple questions that you are in no way forced to answer truly your problem? Or are you merely using them and the persons posing the questionnaires as an outlet for your anger?

How do you really feel, my little mice?

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text, anon

[terreifying]

i'm popcorning
this is fun

and it's more like someone told everyone about the rp he was doing
so then everyone in the rp got mad at him
and then this old guy thought everyone was stupid and got butthurt
and then people started getting butthurt at the old guy
and the people started getting butthurt at the butthurt
and that's what happened

text, anon

[tentacletrainer]

It's amazing for research, and ah. I see. So it's more that people are being entitled pricks. Thank you kindly for that explanation. It is carefully jotted down in the personal files of everyone involved that I have found so far, and I suppose I have more patients to record now, as I am obviously missing a buttload of the problems.

text, anon

[terreifying]

i think the only cure for butthurt is some flaming
and some trolling
that way everyone works out the pain
and everyone is happy

[hellacious]

in before someone bitches about this too

Anon 5evar

[tentacletrainer]

They are plenty allowed to. Any reaction at all will simply add to my wealth of knowledge and the girth of their personal files.

never anon

[hellacious]

hey man they can go for it
I just wanted to be here before it started

[tentacletrainer]

Now is this so you may lay out your proverbial lawn chair, allowing you to enjoy the show, or do you too have an odd fixation with the Hipster Culture that the other Striders possess?

[hellacious]

lawnchair option
if someone could find me a corona or a margarita, that'd be perfect

[tentacletrainer]

Located on Floor 38 is a bar.

text; anon

[ghostytrainer]

Well, my good doctor, if I am being completely, honestly, 100% absolutely positively truthful with you here I am feeling.......................




hungry.

That is how I really feel.

[Yeah no, he knows who you are, Rose. you can try and fool him all you want but it's pretty obvious.]

text; anon

[tentacletrainer]

[[And there's no way she doesn't know who this is.]]

Hungry? Well, there is both a Cafeteria and a Restaurant to assist with that problem, my mystery patient. Is there any particular reason why you haven't satiated this hunger yet?

text; anon

[ghostytrainer]

[Do you, Rose? Do you? it could be any hungry bystander! Look the anon below him asked about cheese. Couldn't that just as equally be the person you think this is?]

Well I was going to but then I got distracted by this post of yours. So I guess that means that you are the reason I have yet to indulge the munchies, Doctor.

Anon Text

[true_noir]

I would like some cheese

[This one, this one she'd found amusing enough to reply to. The rest? Idiotic, and not worth a second thought.]