001 Star-Spangled ☆ Text/Action

[unalienable]

[ A young blonde is at a terminal in the dorms, typing away furiously. Her hair is drenched through from the ever constant rain and sitting beside her is what appears to be your stereotypical grey extraterrestrial. Child-sized and looking about curiously, the grey is a passive counterpoint to America's livid demeanor. ]

Hey, just what the hell is going on around here? One minute I'm making plans to celebrate St. Paddy's Day and the next I'm waking up in the Twilight Zone. It's raining. INDOORS! And it looks like I somehow ended up in someone's worst (or best?) latex fetish dreams. My clothes are nowhere to be found, my jacket is gone, this is definitely not my bedroom and not my house, and, ha, oh yeah, apparently the world ended.

Seriously. This joke isn't funny. Somebody please tell me this is just the sad results of one of England's stupid experiments gone wrong and everything will be back to normal if I click my heels and say "there's no place like home". This can't really be happening. It's not possible.

Comments

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[unalienable]

Uh, "too"? You're talkin' to America here, so if that's really you, Prussia... cut it out.

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[mostremaining]

Yeah, I mean "too!" Here's a thing you've got to get used to if you haven't already figured it out: there are people from different worlds. Sometimes you can even meet people from other versions of your world. I think this is one of those cases.

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[unalienable]

...Yeah, you're not the first I've heard that from... I guess you're from the other America's version, then? I don't really get what the difference is between our world, except that me and England are both boys.

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[mostremaining]

Right! It seems that in your world, the nations are all ladies, while in my world, the nations are mostly men- with a few exceptions. That's a big difference, sort of.

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[unalienable]

I don't see how it's such a big difference. So you got a penis. Congratulations.

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[mostremaining]

Well... fine! Maybe it's not such a big difference! But the point still stands. Most of the nations are guys where I come from, and girls where you come from. Got it.