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002 ☠ voice [Action for Floor Ten]

Judging from the enthusiasm present in our lovely abode and the current fare offered, along with the so thoughtful warnings, I expect they be a sign of...Bright days ahead, aye?

What's this nonsense about this being a 'Jason month'.

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Do you remember our discussion on how the administrators play with their toys?

I have been given the impression that Jason likes to put the heads back on different dolls after popping them off. As an experiment.

Now there be the kind of answer I've been searching for.

And from what I've already been told, we can expect...Some sort of invasive rearrangement, as it were. Sounds exceptionally...Childish, if I'm to be honest. Like the kind of child who pulls wings off a fly to watch them scurry around helplessly before he mashes the life from them.

Lovely.

Edited 2013-04-03 18:06 (UTC)

If something I have seen is to be believed, more that he likes to experiment and study, and we're subjects in his tests, but yes I suppose that description also works.

To be honest, lass, it matters not to me what his end goal be.

Don't feel like being cut open to see where the parts fit? I can't say that I entirely blame you.

I certainly don't need help knowing where the parts fit. Seen it meself on meself before.

... You have? Well, I have to admit... that is a touch surprising. It is usually a little hard to see those parts and ... well, be alive.

There were special circumstances.

[Being a living skeleton teaches you so much about yourself! But moving right along.]

Either way, can't say as time spent here has made me any less affable to being compliant to a mad thing's whims.

[She chuckled]

How have you been enjoying the accommodations, aside from our psychotic hosts?

The whiplash weather was lovely. Almost like crossing meridians. Or hurricane season.

Right up until I nearly froze to death watching some fool of a troll? Yes, I would say I had quite a bit of fun with that. The newer floors have proven... curious.

Must have missed that. Been busy, like as not, getting me hat to dry.

It isn't a small hat. I will admit that. How has it survived the storms of the sea I wonder?

[Why is everyone always distracted by the hat's size. Seriously.] It's a unique talent.

[They're trying not to make compensation jokes.]

Everyone has to have one. I rather like mine, myself.

Edited 2013-04-03 23:12 (UTC)

[He is totally not compensating, okay. Whatever has been said to the contrary is a lie.]

Aye? And what would that be.

Evisceration, Perforation and a playful style of electrical torture. All very handy talents from time to time.

[...Haha, wow, yeah, okay, then.]

Aye, I could see where that might...Have its advantages, I suppose.

[She likes joking about being a killer. What can I say?]

At times. Sadly, without my master or mistress, there's not as much call for it... but it is good to stay in practice.

I would say the same would go for me and me sword arm, but as it stands, I've had little cause or time to make use of it.

You generally avoid the monsters, I take it? They aren't entirely impossible to avoid.

As much as possible. I'm sad to say my form and balance be not what it once was, and trying to do more would be tempting fate in a way I'd not wish to.

At least you recognize your limitations... or are acceptably good at posing as past your prime and harmless. How many around here are neither, I wonder.

Past me prime...Lass, I'll be nigh on sixty, give or take a couple of years. Past me prime might be gilding the lily, aye?

But harmless...An old snake is still a snake.

You never know sometimes. The worlds people come from are strange places. I've learned not to judge a book by its cover around here.

Oh, out of curiosity, how did that beach visit go for you?

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