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[fionnuisce]

[Standing in front of the terminal, Waver looked like hell. More accurately, like he got the hell to a terminal within two minutes of sleep paralysis wearing off. His suit jacket forgotten, the usual sunglasses were hanging off a collared shirt as black as his disheveled, untied hair.]

[Let it never be said Waver Velvet was an unkempt mess; there were just much more important things to consider right now than his personal appearance.]

I have a question. Technically several, though all geared toward the same subject.

Has there yet been any evidence of limits to this place's resurrection capabilities? An upper limit on times one can return, for example?

And what of side effects: has there ever been any indication of lingering illness or other such afflictions?

You'll have to excuse me if these are stupid questions. I hadn't had time or reason to consider the implications of this until now.

Comments

[fionnuisce]

...I can't quite come up with an argument for that, I'm afraid.

Except I'm not mean, thank you very much.

[shortafewcircuits]

I'll enjoy my victory, then. You can't hold it against me; it's another one of those Waver things!

As to that, I won't believe you unless you prove it. I challenge you to... play video games with me!

[fionnuisce]

I'm sorry, what?

[shortafewcircuits]

If you aren't mean, you'll accept my challenge. Only a mean old hermit would turn a cute girl with great taste in hobbies down.

[fionnuisce]

That's hardly fair. You'd have an advantage.

[shortafewcircuits]

What advantage would that be?

[fionnuisce]

I'm afraid that isn't a pastime we share. I wouldn't have the slightest bit of experience.

[shortafewcircuits]

Blasphemy! I'll teach you!

[fionnuisce]

I could do worse with my spare time, perhaps.

[shortafewcircuits]

It's true. You could be a drunkard.

[fionnuisce]

At the rate things are progressing around here, the possibility is only slightly unappealing.

[shortafewcircuits]

I refuse to let you pickle your liver and destroy your breath like that.

[fionnuisce]

Calm down, I was kidding.

[shortafewcircuits]

Good. It's a terrible habit! The only thing worse is smoking.

[fionnuisce]

No comment.

[shortafewcircuits]

...You'd better not be a smoker!

[fionnuisce]

I haven't done anything of the sort since coming here.

[Because he can't find any damn cigarettes. Rude, Tower.]

[shortafewcircuits]

That's disgusting and legitimately old man-like and not at all healthful.

[fionnuisce]

No one asked you.