1. [Video] Much Ranting to Be Had

[mostremaining]

[Gilbert is at the terminal again, a nutrition bar in his hand. A stack of them can be seen in front of him. He begins to practically shout into the screen, gesticulating angrily.]

Hey, everybody! Gilbert here, and I am PISSED! We've got these stupid bars again! And the restaurant is CLOSED! Definitely, surely, one-hundred-per-cent CLOSED! I checked around the area, in the area, around the area some more, and NOTHING! Maybe we should FORCE the restaurant open somehow! Like, I don't know, we could get in there somehow and maybe raid their ingredients... they've got to still have ingredients.

[An incredibly huffy sigh.] I have to eat bunches of these things before I feel full... [He reluctantly takes a giant bite out of the nutrition bar in his hand.] I've had a nutrition bar month before, but I'd still like to ask you guys: how do YOU survive the Nutrition Bar Lifestyle?

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[plumesofdusk]

I don't eat.

[ If it's a month where there's nothing worth eating, then... it's a month where he won't eat. ]

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[mostremaining]

...Seriously? Do you just starve to death and then let the higher-ups revive you repeatedly or something?

[Maybe he's taking that a little literally.]

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[plumesofdusk]

No. I don't need to eat unless I want to.

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[mostremaining]

Oh, that's good. Because starving to death would be silly, not to mention seriously uncomfortable. I guess not having to eat unless you want to must be pretty convenient, especially here.