( video apr. 7th )

[pengeen]

[Hello again Tower! Sorry to be back so soon, but Kidou has a pressing issue that needs to be resolved. And what that issue is, you ask? Well you'll see...

When the feed starts, he silently lifts a box to show everyone.]

Does anyone know who put this in my mailbox? It's unmarked, and the contents of the box are very disturbing. [He's not going to take out what's inside though... it's just too gross.]

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[whatpenguin]

Disturbing? Disturbing like how?

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[pengeen]

[He looks at the top of the box for a moment.]


Well, there's a dismembered foot in the box, for some reason.

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[whatpenguin]

[Well, that's definitely gross - but also something Genda can handle, thanks to this place.

He rubs his chin for a second, thinking.]

An appendage from an unknown sender...

It sounds like a mystery's a-foot!

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[pengeen]

...






That was terrible.

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[whatpenguin]

Ahh, sorry - I don't mean to step on any toes or anything!
A joke once in a while is good for you, though.

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[pengeen]

They're only good for me when the jokes are good themselves.

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[whatpenguin]

Ouch, tough crowd.

Okay, how about this: sorry that we couldn't lend you a hand, Kidou - we were fresh out!

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[pengeen]

[And that is the sound of a hand meeting Kidou's forehead.]

They're getting worse...

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[whatpenguin]

Jeez, you're in a no-fun mood today... How about this one?

"The ankle was an arch enemy of the heel because the heel had a sole that could neither toe the line nor keep instep!"

[Ba-dum-tish. His granpa probably told him that one.]

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[pengeen]

Where do you even get all of these jokes? [They're all bad and you should feel bad.]

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[whatpenguin]

I gather them over the years! I have plenty more, you know!

Or are these a bit too foot-in-mouth to be funny?

I could start with arm jokes - those are always humerus!

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[pengeen]

[Okay, that might have gotten him to crack a smile, but he quickly hides it under his hand.]

Those are terrible too!

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[whatpenguin]

Aha, sorry! I just like to keep you on your toes, you know?
But if I'm annoying, you can always just put your foot down and say so!

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[autopsic]

. . What is it? [ Only Kyouko would want to know. ]

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[pengeen]

It's a dismembered foot...

[He's not going to open the box again to show her, though.]

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[autopsic]

[ Well, it didn't startle her for one.. and this was going to be a weird question. ]

And what do you plan on doing with it?

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[pengeen]

Get rid of it, obviously.

[autopsic]

Obviously that is the most obvious answer, but the question is how?

[pengeen]

Perhaps I will burn it, or feed it to fish.

[He crosses his arms over his chest.]

Does it really matter how I dispose of it, though?

[autopsic]

A fish. [ She's very amused by this. ] I suppose that you have not seen burning flesh before? Or that you ever smelt the stench.. It would not be the smartest thing for you to do.

[ She could still remember the smell errating from her own skin, and it really wasn't pleasant. ]

Yes, it does matter.

[pengeen]

It won't be a big problem if I throw it into the incinerator. [You are one peculiar girl, aren't you?]

Why does it matter, though? The only thing that matters is getting rid of it.

[autopsic]

That is, if you are able to reach it. You really have thought this out, haven't you?

[ She only gives off a quick shrug. ]

I suppose being cautious is the answer I have for you.. especially within the tower. Are you not afraid they might stop you from getting rid of the severed foot?

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[morituramfides]

Sounds like your average well-wishing from those near and dear in charge.

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[pengeen]

[So it was from the admins.... Kidou had his suspicions but he wasn't sure..]

Ah, if only I could give them something in return.

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[morituramfides]

Unfortunately they just seem so reluctant to accept our kindness. Maybe one day we'll get them to open up.

[You know when he can jam a sharpened blade into their eyes as a thank you present.]