( video apr. 7th )

[pengeen]

[Hello again Tower! Sorry to be back so soon, but Kidou has a pressing issue that needs to be resolved. And what that issue is, you ask? Well you'll see...

When the feed starts, he silently lifts a box to show everyone.]

Does anyone know who put this in my mailbox? It's unmarked, and the contents of the box are very disturbing. [He's not going to take out what's inside though... it's just too gross.]

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[pengeen]

[He looks at the top of the box for a moment.]


Well, there's a dismembered foot in the box, for some reason.

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[whatpenguin]

[Well, that's definitely gross - but also something Genda can handle, thanks to this place.

He rubs his chin for a second, thinking.]

An appendage from an unknown sender...

It sounds like a mystery's a-foot!

[video]

[pengeen]

...






That was terrible.

[video]

[whatpenguin]

Ahh, sorry - I don't mean to step on any toes or anything!
A joke once in a while is good for you, though.

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[pengeen]

They're only good for me when the jokes are good themselves.

[video]

[whatpenguin]

Ouch, tough crowd.

Okay, how about this: sorry that we couldn't lend you a hand, Kidou - we were fresh out!

[video]

[pengeen]

[And that is the sound of a hand meeting Kidou's forehead.]

They're getting worse...

[video]

[whatpenguin]

Jeez, you're in a no-fun mood today... How about this one?

"The ankle was an arch enemy of the heel because the heel had a sole that could neither toe the line nor keep instep!"

[Ba-dum-tish. His granpa probably told him that one.]

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[pengeen]

Where do you even get all of these jokes? [They're all bad and you should feel bad.]

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[whatpenguin]

I gather them over the years! I have plenty more, you know!

Or are these a bit too foot-in-mouth to be funny?

I could start with arm jokes - those are always humerus!

[video]

[pengeen]

[Okay, that might have gotten him to crack a smile, but he quickly hides it under his hand.]

Those are terrible too!

[video]

[whatpenguin]

Aha, sorry! I just like to keep you on your toes, you know?
But if I'm annoying, you can always just put your foot down and say so!

[video]

[pengeen]

[He waves his hand in front of his face and shakes his head, which is accompanied with a laugh.]

Stop it already!

[video]

[whatpenguin]

Oh? I'm I starting to walk on thin ice?

Have my jokes finally swept you off your feet?

[video]

[pengeen]

Genda, I'm serious!

[But it's obvious that he's not really mad because those puns are only making him laugh a bit more.]

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[whatpenguin]

Have I found your Achilles heel, Kidou?

Can't stand a few puns?

[He's starting to laugh a lot too, but that's okay! This was what he was trying to accomplish anyway.]

[video]

[pengeen]

[And after a few seconds...]


... Your jokes are so lame, Genda! [Haha get it? Lame?]

[video]

[whatpenguin]

[... Wait what. Give him a second or two and...]

[video]

[whatpenguin]

... Oh!

Ahaha - the shoe's on the other foot now, huh?

[AND NOW he's laughing!!]

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[pengeen]

[And that just gets Kidou's grin to widen more.]

Now you know how it feels to be in my shoes!

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[whatpenguin]

I'm glad you finally decided to step up your game, Kidou!

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[pengeen]

[He shrugs.]

It's going to be hard for me to follow in your footsteps, though.

[video]

[whatpenguin]

It's okay, Kidou - you do have big shoes to fill!

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[pengeen]

At least we're able to keep each other on our toes!

[video]

[whatpenguin]

Oh - Kidou, I already used that one! [laughs]

It almost seems like we're running out of puns!