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[caliginous]

I'VE GOT SOME THINGS THAT NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.
CALL IT A SHOPPING LIST FOR NOW.
SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD WITH COMPUTERS, CAMERAS, RADIOS, THAT SORT OF THING.
IF YOU CAN BUILD IT FROM THE GROUND UP, TALK TO ME.
DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU CAN'T FIND MATERIALS AROUND HERE TO DO IT.
SECOND THING I NEED IS A TELEPATH.
OR AN EMPATH.
OR BOTH I DON'T CARE.
NEITHER REQUIREMENT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER.
I GOT A SKILLSET OF MY OWN I'M WILLING TO OFFER IN EXCHANGE FOR THE ABOVE.
MAYBE SOME OTHER SHIT IF I'M FEELING GENEROUS.

TROLLS NEED NOT APPLY FOR THE ABOVE.
I GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO FOR YOU L8R, IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY INTERESTED.
I'LL BE ON FLOOR THIRTEEN L8R IF ANY OF YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO ME FACE TO FACE.

[ooc: this post is backdated to before people start getting yanked for the event, also]

Comments

[hystericull]

you'll be ecstatic all to know on that my ass be all meeting and motherfuckin exceeding all them above expectations, motherfucker. ;o)
THOUGH I BELIEVE YOU'LL GET YOUR SEE ON WHAT MY MOTHER FUCKING RESUME SPEAKS FOR ITS FUCKIN OWN.

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ATTACHED FILE: rEsUmE.PDF

[caliginous]

MY BAD, I FORGOT THE "NO FUCKING CLOWNS" CLAUSE.
WHICH SUPERCEEDS THE "TROLLS NEED NOT APPLY" CLAUSE THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY MISSED.

[he is so not opening that file.]

[hystericull]

shut the fuck upppp
pp
ppp
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sPaRe fOr a fEw mInUtEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR SoMe aTtEnTiOn.
cough cough.
i'm siCK.

[caliginous]

YOU WERE ALWAYS SICK, MAKARA.
REMIND ME WHY SHOULD I CARE NOW.

[hystericull]

i dunno.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKIN USE THEEeeemm motherfuckin empath parlor tricks you got.
get all a gangsta a motherfuckin hurl bag while fucking you're on it, too.

[morituramfides]

You need a computer tech and you didn't bother to ask me?
I'm almost offended.

[1/2]

[caliginous]

YEAH.
WELL.

[private to: jin shirato]

[caliginous]

IT 8N'T THE MOST MORAL OF REQUESTS.
BUT I 8N'T GOT TIME FOR THE ALTERNATIVE WITH HOW LARGE THIS PLACE IS.
WOULD RATHER GIVE IT TO SOME DISPOSABLE CHUMP THAN SOMEONE I ACTUALLY KIND OF DON'T H8.

permalocked

[morituramfides]

I guess I should be honored to make it to the list of people you don't hate.
But I'm not exactly concerned with danger or morality in this cesspool anymore.
If you need something done, I'm gonna be the best there is to do it.

[caliginous]

DAMN RIGHT YOU SHOULD.
I'LL MAKE SURE I GET YOU A SHINY PIN FOR YOUR NEWFOUND POSITION.
IF YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED, BOTHER ME WHEN I'M BACK IN THE ROOM L8R.
I DON'T TRUST THIS NETWORK.
I 8N'T GOT A CLUE HOW MUCH USE YOU HAVE FOR A TELEPATH SLASH EMPATH.
BUT IF YOU HELP ME, I'LL HELP YOU.

[morituramfides]

I'll put it front and center in my trophy cabinet.
How about I just cash you in for an IOU later?
You're already smart enough to not trust the terminals so I'm practically obligated to help the few recesses of intelligence left around here.
I'll be in the room whenever you're done.

[tentacletrainer]

I may be of some assistance.
Or be able to provide you with some assistance, at least.
I have a companion who is a telepath.