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[caliginous]

I'VE GOT SOME THINGS THAT NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.
CALL IT A SHOPPING LIST FOR NOW.
SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD WITH COMPUTERS, CAMERAS, RADIOS, THAT SORT OF THING.
IF YOU CAN BUILD IT FROM THE GROUND UP, TALK TO ME.
DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU CAN'T FIND MATERIALS AROUND HERE TO DO IT.
SECOND THING I NEED IS A TELEPATH.
OR AN EMPATH.
OR BOTH I DON'T CARE.
NEITHER REQUIREMENT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER.
I GOT A SKILLSET OF MY OWN I'M WILLING TO OFFER IN EXCHANGE FOR THE ABOVE.
MAYBE SOME OTHER SHIT IF I'M FEELING GENEROUS.

TROLLS NEED NOT APPLY FOR THE ABOVE.
I GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO FOR YOU L8R, IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY INTERESTED.
I'LL BE ON FLOOR THIRTEEN L8R IF ANY OF YOU WOULD RATHER TALK TO ME FACE TO FACE.

[ooc: this post is backdated to before people start getting yanked for the event, also]

Comments

[hystericull]

you'll be ecstatic all to know on that my ass be all meeting and motherfuckin exceeding all them above expectations, motherfucker. ;o)
THOUGH I BELIEVE YOU'LL GET YOUR SEE ON WHAT MY MOTHER FUCKING RESUME SPEAKS FOR ITS FUCKIN OWN.

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ATTACHED FILE: rEsUmE.PDF

[caliginous]

MY BAD, I FORGOT THE "NO FUCKING CLOWNS" CLAUSE.
WHICH SUPERCEEDS THE "TROLLS NEED NOT APPLY" CLAUSE THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY MISSED.

[he is so not opening that file.]

[hystericull]

shut the fuck upppp
pp
ppp
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sPaRe fOr a fEw mInUtEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR SoMe aTtEnTiOn.
cough cough.
i'm siCK.

[caliginous]

YOU WERE ALWAYS SICK, MAKARA.
REMIND ME WHY SHOULD I CARE NOW.

[hystericull]

i dunno.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKIN USE THEEeeemm motherfuckin empath parlor tricks you got.
get all a gangsta a motherfuckin hurl bag while fucking you're on it, too.