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Nothing being watchin' Aunt Zelda be sad all the time. [Now, now she can be angry.]

And this was your solution. This.

[Shruuuuuug.]

She wasn't gonna do nothin' about it. Got any better ideas?

[You're asking a guy whose only 'intimate' moments in his life have been with prostitutes. Have a shrug back.]

Can't say as I've ever had time for such nonsense. A ship don't sail itself.

Edited 2013-04-10 02:52 (UTC)

[She doesn't even know what 'intimate' means.]

Neither have I. And of course it don't.

[This is probably for the best.]

Aye, and what do you know about ships. [Heavy on the disbelief, kid.]

I'm the captain of one. [Duh.]

[Yeah, okay, of what, the HMS Hide And Seek?]

Are ye now. By my reckoning ye barely be old enough to haul a line, much less act as captain.

[Don't be a jerk, she's still just a kid.]

You'd be surprised at what I can do. I learned from the greatest pirate that ever sailed the Great Sea.

[Hey, imagine how bad it would be if she were full grown!]

Lass, I be one of the nine pirate lords of the Brethren Court. There be no better than us.

Edited 2013-04-10 03:32 (UTC)

[Well then, Tetra would be trying to find and beat the crap out of him then.]

Well maybe she just didn't give a crap about your stupid court. No one ever messed with my mother. They were too busy wettin' their pants and runnin' like the mangy dogs they were.

[Nobody ever says her mom wasn't a great pirate and gets away with it.]

[Oh, it's going to be one of those things. And here he just...Rolls his eyes.

He understands, really. But the number of female pirates worth a damn in his book can all be counted on one hand with fingers left over. And that includes Grandmama.]

Everyone cares about the Court, because it be the Court that tends to the law, ain't it? There be a lot of pirates, miss, and a lot that claim to be good at what they do. Besides, I'm doubting we even come from the same place, as I doubt your mum sailed the Caribbean, now did she.

[Yeah, pretty much.]

We don't have laws for us unless we're on an individual island. [Then they break the laws there. By stealing bombs.]

No, we sail the Great Sea. And that's the only sea we have where I come from.

[So, important question, kid.]

Ye don't follow the Code, then.

What Code?

The Code. The Pirate's Code, as set down by Morgan and Bartholomew at the first meeting of the Brethren Court.

You follow the Code, or you're a rogue pirate.

Never heard of 'em. And since the Great Sea has only existed a couple'a hundred years, I'm pretty sure I'd have heard of 'em.

So I guess I'm a rogue pirate.

I hardly believe you're a pirate to begin with, lass.

You're barely old enough look after the captain's cabin, much less be the captain. And it wouldn't be wise, being but a girl and claiming that. Not where I be from.

You can believe whatever you want, I don't care, it ain't gonna change who or what I am.

I'm old enough by my standards and my crew follows me as loyally as they did my mother. My age just means I'll be at this a lot longer.

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