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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

WHO WANTS A DATE WITH THE AMAZING PRINCESS ZELDA?

Comments

[hystericull]

hmm.
how's she do in the motherfucking tits department? :o?
a brother can't all be telling from fuckin that illustration alone.

[ocariness]

i have no idea what you mean but its none of your business leave her alone

[ wow this is vaguely embarrassing why are they so angry at this person??? ]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

"Tits"? "Motherfucking"?

[Do not understand these words.]

[cullscuttlefish]

GAMZ-E--E MAKARA, I SW--EAR TO COD. T)(at perc)(son in t)(e drawing is one of t)(e people I look up to more than anemoneone else in t)(is tower. You even t)(ink of disrespecting her - -EV-EN AS A DRAWING - like t)(at again and I will )(ave to slap you silly. And I don't mean t)(at in the )(a)(a)(a finny joke way, I mean it in t)(e ')(oly s)(ell s)(e knocked t)(e living carp out of me' way.

[yougotthatwrong]

...Ah.

[There's no words to describe just what he had seen right now.]

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[wegotlucky]

[Here's Neal, looking a little uncomfortable.]

This doesn't seem like the greatest of ideas.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Seemed like a good idea to me. She's too busy to find someone to make her happy so I will!

[Video] i am out of the right icons pretend hes more worried yeah

[theherourherocouldbelike]

Is the princess alright with you doing this, Tetra?

[Video] so worried

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Ummm...

What if she doesn't know?

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[deusexyandere]

[ there are... no words... ]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Whaaaaaat?]

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[justguidelines]

[Dafuq is wrong will all of you people and the sparkly text crap, seriously.]

Aye, because surely I see this ending well.

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[ocariness]

That's because this is a terrible idea!

Please ignore this, she had no idea what she was doing.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Better'n nothin' right?

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[justabignobody]

[...Tetra, what the?]

...I doubt that she will appreciate this, kid.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[It's safer not to ask.]

Ya never know. 'Sides, I went through all the trouble of making a drawing.

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[clumsyjesus]

Oh, she needs someone to make her happy?

What's wrong with her exactly? [Yep. Completely misinterpreted the whole post]

[Video]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Well, people are happy when someone else is with them, right? Zelda only has me and I'm not exactly the best kid to hang around so she needs someone better! Like a boyfriend!

1/idek

[sageprincess]

[Welp, tonight she's going on what may or may not end up being a suicide mission, might as well check the network to see if people are talking about anything interest--]

2/idek

[sageprincess]

[. . .]

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[ocariness]

Tetra the Princess does not need anyone to make her happy did you even ask her first

we don't even know how some random person would treat her what if someone bad saw this!

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Nope, didn't ask because I knew she'd say no.

[Pirates.]

I wouldn't let someone awful near her.

[forhylia]

...Is the princess okay with this?

[permatext] HOPE YOU DON'T MIND SOME SERIOUS THREADJACKING

[ocariness]

NO

OF COURSE SHE ISNT

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[puppy_lancer]

so that's her name
zelda
i guess i'll go ask my brother if he wants a shot

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[proteusmoon]

Lancer!

[ Well... apparently, Cecil is getting over being intimidated by him, slowly, but surely. ]

anontext

[idkworldruler]

ha~ so dis is wut was bein worked on
anon approves

Re: anontext

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Glad you approve, anon~

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[mayatama]

So, is this one of those... 'blind dates' I've been hearing about?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Maybe? I never heard it called a blind date before but I read a book about how princes and princesses usually had arranged marriages so this is kind of like that. Except Zelda won't marry him. Probably.

[video] after all the hullabaloo

[lookmanostrings]

Hm.... Tetra, was it?

[as if it wasn't already obvious from all of the chiding comments]

I can see you care very much for the Princess' well-being-- and you have only proven that you have only the best well tidings for her in mind. She is clearly very important to you.

However, love and relatoinships are a very sensitive topic, would you not agree? Particularly for those of the royal family, given their position. In that case, perhaps this is not the most ideal venue to go about aiding her...?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Of course I do, she's family. I can't think of anythin' else to help make her happy so I had to try this. Lots of people are happy when they're with other people, Zelda would be too. [Like with Link. A specific Link.]

Yeah, I read a little about how the Royal Family is with relationships but that doesn't matter here. She can have someone here. Like Link!

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[prayed]

I don't think it works like that.

[A beat.]

But hey, nice try.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Well how am I s'posed to know that?

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[firefoxxy]

While I can understand why this would fluster a lady, especially one of Royalty such as herself, I think this is absolutely adorable. Best of wishes on your date, Zelda.

[Because she's totally going out on a date over this, right?]