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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

WHO WANTS A DATE WITH THE AMAZING PRINCESS ZELDA?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Is there a reason this is flustering you, Zelda? IS THERE?]

Don't they? [Suspicious.]

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[sageprincess]

[Maybe because for all her wisdom, love is one subject she is vastly uneducated in?]

They do not. [8|]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Let blissful childish ignorance enlighten you then, Zelda.

Enjoy this seemingly pointless subject change.]

What would you do for me then?

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[sageprincess]

[Suspicious, but rolling with it.]

In what circumstance?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Any kind. Maybe I'm sad and crying, or I tripped and hurt myself. Or I'm in danger. You know, general things.

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[sageprincess]

I would comfort you as best as I were able if you needed comfort, and I would protect you to the utmost of my ability if you needed protection.

What is your ploy, here?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Because I know you'd do the same for Link. And I know that you love me. So you must love him which means it would be okay.

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[sageprincess]

... Ah.

[She smirks, knowingly.]

Those are two different types of love, Tetra. I love you as I would love my family. I love Link as I would love a dear friend.

Besides, by that logic, I would want to date you, and I do not believe that was your intention.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Dammit! Cheating.]

... Crap. And I thought that was pretty good...

Oh! But that would mean you treat Link the same as family.

[So make Link family.]

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[sageprincess]

[Don't hate the player, hate the game.]

Hm, I suppose, yes. But you can treat friends like family without wanting to court them.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

... I'm not gonna win am I?

[Zelda has LOTS of years on her, after all. More time to become witty than Tetra has had.]

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[sageprincess]

Probably not this time.

[Learn, young padawan princess, and you shall grow.]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Hope for the future.

[She'll find a way to win one of these days! You have not heard the last of the Zelda/Link ship in this tower.

At least she has the wisdom to quit before she loses too badly.]