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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well. He's only been here a week and he's taken a massive issue with something.

A massive issue.

Someone just talked to Yotsuba and learned something rather... unpleasant.

So after he was perfectly and utterly sure she was in a safe room for the night and tucked away, he went and took his issue up on the airwaves.

Loudly.]

WHI-WHI-WHI-WHICH ONE 'O YOU LOONY TOONS KI-KI-KILLED A KID?!

Ya don't hi-hi-hit kids! 'Specially no-no-not girl kids! No kids at all in fact! I oughta beatcha 'til ya ca-ca-ca-ca-caaaaaaAAAaAan't walk no more!

[His voice veered off into a sharp whine and then descended into static, emotion overwhelming his vocal units for a moment]

If I ever fi-fi-fi-find out who la-laid a hand on that ki-kid- I'll- You don't wanna know what I'll do!

[Rabbit didn't want to know what he'd do.]

Ya be-be-better watch it or else I'll fi-fi-find ya and then you'll be sorry ya ever even looked at her!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well really it wouldn't effect Gamzee unless the troll did something obviously horrible.]

... Weird.



We-we-well I don't wa-wanna murder no one! I ju-ju-just wanna make sure that kid stays safe! She ain't go-got no pappy here to look after her!

[HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THAT]

I-I-I'll flip my li-lid if I wanna! I can do what I want! Ain't no one gonna hurt her again!

[hystericull]

[Stop it you're intriguing him. Although, what can a rusty piece of junk possibly be capable of? Gamzee waved a dismissive hand.]

She'll learn to deal without her motherfuckin' lusus around. There's food and shit.

[To be honest, Gamzee was a little jealous. After his surgery, his own lid-flipping was severely limited. Watching Rabbit get so worked up was entertaining.]

Yeah, yeah. Have fun watchin' that touching statement yours all sprout a sick pair of motherfuckin' rusty fairy wings and propel its titties right up out the fucking viewing pane.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

It ain't th' sa-sa-same without yer pappy!

[He should know.]

She ne-ne-needs someone ta take care of her an' I'm g-g-g-gonna.

I don't ca-care what anyone sa-sa-says, I'm gonna look out fer that kid. No one's gonna hu-hurt her ever again.

[And that sounded perfectly final, the robots eyes overly bright for a moment.]

[hystericull]

[He's just about done with this topic tbh.]

Okay, okay! Motherfuck!

The fuck a hunk a' junk gonna know 'bout rearin' no charge? There be fucked up bullfairies chillin' in this motherfuckin' joint somewhere, just nab one of them dudes. Probably do a fuckin' better job.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[RABBIT WILL NEVER BE DONE WITH THIS TOPIC]

I du-du-dunno but I'll be there fer her! I-I-I'm a gre-great big brother, how hard can it be? I'll ju-just make sure she don't get hurt again.

[hystericull]

[Now he's just playing devil's advocate.]

How you even now she fuckin' be wanting you!? You be all up and getting your decide on of fuckin' a lot of shit without fuckin' askin' on her at it first, bro.

[Not that he really cares. It's just fun working this dude up.]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

She li-li-likes me! We talked about it an' e-everything, she thinks I'm a g-g-great brother!

[She even held his hand it was bonding and he likes her a whole lot you shut up, Gamzee]

[hystericull]

Fuckin' think I all gonna up and empty my motherfucking digestive sack.

[YEAH YEAH WHATEVER.]

Remind me to fuckin' keep a gander bulb on you motherfuckers so I ain't gotta all be missin' the trainwreck when that little motherfuckin' bitchette finally kicks her wicked shit out all over this place, hahahahaha!

[spaghettiinmysoul]

G-g-go ahead. Maybe you'll p-p-puke out that ba-ba-bad attitude of yours.

Ain't nu-nuthin' bad gonna happen t'that kid. I g-g-g-got my eye on her. She's fa-family now.

[hystericull]

Ain't motherfuckin' likely.

[He laughed cruelly, mimicking vomiting into the camera. Afterwards, he held up his empty hands, to signify nothing had come out.]

This shit be fuckin' ingrained in a motherfucker.

'S how you get the fuckin' bitches, you dig?