Rumor Has It - Giant Chickens

[shortstature]

[So there's been an unusual amount of activity in the tower lately, and Yata seems to have been affected by it. Unlike some situations in the tower, this one's fairly humorous. He hasn't used the network in a while, but he might be recognizable to a few.]

...When I first got here, people told me this tower was crazy. But seriously? Giant chickens attacking this tower? What the fuck? That sounds like some shit from a cheesy video game.

[Although he seems to be aware that the idea itself is ridiculous, he's totally convinced enough that it's true.]

Even though it's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of, we can't have people attacking this tower because we still have to find a way back home, assuming our worlds weren't actually destroyed.

[an annoyed sigh]

So what the fuck are we gonna do about these damn chickens?

Comments

[snowdriftassassin]

Hey, if it not be edible, the feathers an' hide will be useful, let alone da bones of something big.

An' ya know were ya be findin' me if ya needed me cutie. Jus' glad ta see yer okay.

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Well, eh, you know...I haven't been using the network much lately. We should totally get together and cook something sometime. This month's menu at the tower would be perfect for that. Especially if these giant chicken things are edible...

[snowdriftassassin]

I wouldn't be mindin' someting like dat mon. Always fun ta be cookin', specially wit company an' all.

[shortstature]

Alright! Sounds pretty awesome! Just let me know when's a good time.

[snowdriftassassin]

I be always free mon, free ta do tings wit friends, so it be up ta joo.

If ya be free, I make time. Jus' let ol' Xue know when ya be wantin' a food day.

[shortstature]

Alright! I'll be contacting you in a few days then!

[snowyvalemaiden]

Good den, I'll be a'waitin' mon. Have a good one eh? An' be stayin' safe.