Rumor Has It - Giant Chickens

[shortstature]

[So there's been an unusual amount of activity in the tower lately, and Yata seems to have been affected by it. Unlike some situations in the tower, this one's fairly humorous. He hasn't used the network in a while, but he might be recognizable to a few.]

...When I first got here, people told me this tower was crazy. But seriously? Giant chickens attacking this tower? What the fuck? That sounds like some shit from a cheesy video game.

[Although he seems to be aware that the idea itself is ridiculous, he's totally convinced enough that it's true.]

Even though it's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of, we can't have people attacking this tower because we still have to find a way back home, assuming our worlds weren't actually destroyed.

[an annoyed sigh]

So what the fuck are we gonna do about these damn chickens?

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[the_other_path]

Assuming we have to deal with them at all. They are chickens. Maybe they'll get distracted.

[shortstature]

...Why didn't I think of that.

[He's not like, laughably stupid, but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.]

[the_other_path]

[No, but playing with people's beliefs is something he's had a bit too much practice with.]

So what're you gonna do?