☿ // 003; [video]

[fionnuisce]

[After his response to Ruana, the almost disturbingly composed Waver with his mercury maid behind him decided to address the network himself.]

I'll make this clear: I don't give a flying multiverse-traveling fuck how real or fake it is, I will give damn near anything for a cigarette right now.

[Either he'd gone completely insane or just snapped into harsh sarcasm and irritation as a defense mechanism.]

Comments

[nonacquiescent]

The point still stands, what kind of idiot takes up smoking!

[fionnuisce]

A very paranoid, very bored, very stressed one.

[nonacquiescent]

If you were paranoid, you would be paranoid about frigging cancer.

[fionnuisce]

If I survived Caster, I'm pretty sure there's damn near nothing that can kill me.

So why don't you shove it with your attempts at playing conscience, Jiminy Cricket?

[nonacquiescent]

Is that a crack at my height?!

[fionnuisce]

It wasn't going to be, but if you want to make it one then by all means, don't let me stop you.

1/2

[nonacquiescent]

...!

[nonacquiescent]

[No, Waver, don't fight with yourself about something stupid like this.]

...

Look, I'm just trying to look out for you!

[fionnuisce]

...

[He's laughing at you. I'm so sorry.]

[nonacquiescent]

...Yeah, okay, I get it.

[fionnuisce]

I'm sorry. You're just fun to pick on.