Rabbit (
spaghettiinmysoul) wrote in
animus_network2013-06-03 05:36 pm
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[So Rabbit has come to a sobering conclusion.]
So. We ain't re-re-real.
[This only means one thing]
Nuthin' here is real.
[And further more]
So I don't gotta act like it is real.
[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]
I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?
So. We ain't re-re-real.
[This only means one thing]
Nuthin' here is real.
[And further more]
So I don't gotta act like it is real.
[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]
I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?

HIS MOUTH ISN'T GERMY
I ca-ca-can stay here as l-long as I want.
[And he was holding the door too. No Spines.]
But it's Rabbit's mouth.
No, y'can't. You're goin' to have to come out of there eventually, whether you like it or not.
[And now he's eyeballing the door. Sizing it up. Deciding if it's worth breaking in.]
It's healthy!
I d-d-don't need no repairs. Buzz off!
Doesn't matter. It's been in Rabbit's mouth.
...And rammed it with his shoulder, hard.
No door is a match for that, sorry to say.]
PET THE PUPPY
Rabbit goes down and the door goes with him]
HEY! Tha-that's cheatin'!
FINE
Except the one time, but he wasn't himself then.]
Sure is. Now are you goin' to let me take a look at you or am I goin' to have to keep you on the floor all day.
yaaaaaaaaaaay
It a-a-ain't fair, Spine! I'm be-better now! All better! Nuthin' ba-bad has happened or anythin'!
Re: yaaaaaaaaaaay
His patience is also rapidly beginning to fray.]
Rabbit! I need to make sure your head's all hooked up right!
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[He taps on his neck to show, no dents no dings! Everything is fine!]
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Rabbit, please! Your head was off yesterday, I had it in my hands, you've got let me look--!
[Whoops. That'll be the weight lifting off of the door as The Spine takes a step back.]
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.... A-all of it?
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[Please don't ask why please don't ask why--]
Now do you see why it needs to be checked?
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[Sorry Spine, he has to know these things.]
Wha-what happened?
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I...
[Of all the times to be an honest 'bot.]
...had a... a malfunction. You tried t'stop me from hurtin' anyone and I... I'm sorry, Rabbit.
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... Ya di-didn't mean to. I know ya didn't. It's okay, Spine...
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Not meanin' to doesn't make it so it didn't happen. Just... I need to make sure all your wires are connected right. Please.
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A-a-alright...
[He lets go, and just goes to sit on the bed, loosening the collar of his vest and shirt to allow The Spine a better look at his neck]
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[His relief is more than evident as he moves to stand in front of Rabbit. He leans down.]
Tilt your head to the right.
[Even now, with no signs of the catastrophic malfunction repeating itself, he's reluctant to place his hands anywhere near Rabbit's head.]
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Ya s-see anything? I don't fe-fe-feel anything.
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... No. There's nothin' to see.
[The Spine sits beside him on the bed--goo-filled pod don'tthinkaboutit--and takes his fedora off to fiddle with it.]
Not so much as a fresh solderin' mark. It's like nothin' happened at all.
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[He rubs his neck hesitantly]
... This p-place is weird. I gu-guess either they got some amazin' kinda engineers here or...
I dunno...
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...Rabbit, we've got to get your memory up to speed again, 'cause this conversation is gonna be damn hard if you can't remember anythin'.
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Ya c-could hit me in the head? See if that works?
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[Because he'd rather keep percussive adjustment a last resort.]
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[Click. Clickclickclick]
An'... tickin' off some lady. I did that.
[CLICK]
Oh hey! I remember when you got here!
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